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Delaney

@dee_gay

Favorite pastimes include: eating too much sushi, quoting stand-up comedy routines, and passionately singing while stuck in traffic. She/Her

San Jose, CA Katılım Temmuz 2011
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Delaney@dee_gay·
every night for the past week:
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me scrolling through #loveisblind and liking every Bartise hate tweet
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wore a blazer to work today
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Framed #130 🎥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ sometimes I don't know whether to be happy or embarrassed
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Andrea Junker@Strandjunker·
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy, a septic uterus, or a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion. If you can’t get those abortions, you die. You. Die.
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Me until the next season of The Summer I Turned Pretty that I will also watch in 36 hours
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Wedding TikTok and insta loves to be like “so here’s what our microwedding looked like” and it’s enough seating for 80 people
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Every time this happens (which is all the time) I’m only able to be shocked by the lawmakers still posting like “something must be done about this” OKAY SO DO IT
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I’m almost done with The Ultimatum and I’m still not convinced that any of these “real couples” even like each other
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in Friedman we trust
in Friedman we trust@analisedanielle·
I would kill to be sitting in a jacuzzi right now
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Delaney@dee_gay·
Special skills: Identifying an actor doing an American accent. All it takes is their pronunciation of “family”
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It’s pretty simple- I want the Rams to win and I also want Joe Burrow to win. I don’t understand what’s complicated about this.
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When someone says “the cast of SNL”, this is what my brain sees
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