Delight is D-Law!

@TheGoldkath I've been wanting to do this so badly. I just feel nervous the moment I'm about to start speaking. So I'd just sit back. 😭 Congratulations, that's a huge step fr.

I just preached in a tricycle for the first time🥹 Tell me congratulations please🥳

@vian337 @sir_lux_ 😂😂

@sir_lux_ Integrity right there, them no dey buy am. If na Apc supporter now he for jump like grasshopper because of tirikay.

I pranked my Guy this morning, make we support Tinubu. See his reaction 😂

@babygirl_chii Sorry babes.

someone said childbirth isn’t that serious. my sister was bleeding and she was operated on, lost the child after birthing the child, she became unconscious and then she died. just like that.💔

@weltszzn Once my phone is 50 percent I start getting panic attacks mentally. Like "omor this phone will soon die". 😭 I aspire to be disciplined like your friend ooo. 😂🙏🏾

I had a friend that was comfortable whenever her phone dies…like she’ll just leave it and zone out

@babygirl_chii So heartbreaking. 💔

i just lost my sister through childbirth 💔😭😭

CHUKWUEMEKA, Divine Mmachukwu! I’m here for IMPACT.✊🏽✨

You may not like me and my opinions But to call this natural face, natural hair woman ugly??? Come on fam Come on🙂 God did a thing here

@sacchiereads For now: 11 Letters I wrote but never sent by Moh Sherrif.

It’s World Book Day! Share some of your favourite reads in the comment🤭

@xygort I just love how you articulate your words properly. It makes me want to be a better writer. 🤍

I remind myself, a lot of times that wishful thinking is a dying art and so whenever I sit sleeplessly on my bed like this, it becomes my responsibility to maintain this tradition of a thousand years by imagining myself a lot happier than I ordinarily am. I do it for the poor man in the pantry whose job it is to bake bread he has never tasted. The gatekeepers of richer men, the ones who mount big steel gates from dusk till dawn with little reward. In my eyes, the cab driver with stupendously high libido who already has four children to train on a meager income, with one still coming along the way, is sitting close to me and nodding along as I recant to him tales of how ours is a deliberately wicked world. My pain oils his pain. We sit together marinating in the choking air exchanging distressed tales until the room becomes quite uncomfortable and I snap back into unaccustomed reality. But then, a simple roll over to the colder side of my bed and I am suddenly looking at the woman who sells Apija with a metal tray on her head. I think to myself that I should not use up all my wishes of happiness because certainly this woman needs it more than I do. In her eyes you can see the pain as her mouth rolls out of the sing-song voice that has learned to laugh at needlessly unfunny jokes, just so she could empty her wares and return home to the nagging of her six underprivileged children. Together, we make a deal. I explain to her that if I am able to sleep peacefully, then, deep in the subconscious of my resting head, she can finally seize the moment to wish better for herself. I acquiesce to her pleas and reassure her that she can use up all of my wishes. But it’s only because I know that by the time I wake up, it would be dawn again, and I would have work to tend to. None of these would matter anymore. Not my pain or her pain. All of it would be drowned out by the morning sun as I immerse myself into the hustle and bustle of the city’s carcinogenic atmosphere.

I will get married as a virgin. I’m proud of being sexually disciplined in today’s world. If people can come online and brag about multiple sexual partners, I can brag about chastity.

@_VADDICT_ @Hauwa_L Hun?? 😭😭

God abeg o 😂😂

@faveda12 That's the kind of lecturer we should respect. 🥹👏🏾

Lecturer entered class and started asking us one by one if we’ve gotten our PVC 😭

Jagaban is succeeding Get in jor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

to taste the savour of her marriage. She was laid 6ft this month. I look forward to the day Nigerian Medical personnel will take pregnant women with discreet care and attention. I hate the minimal and insignificant care being extended towards women in Nigerian Hospitals.

My cousin got married last year December. And she died in February this year, due to mishandling and excessive prescription of drugs from the Doctor. Like every normal pregnant woman, she walked into the hospital, but didn't surface to see the sunset again. She didn't even live

@GoldUsoro And that's the greatest comeback ever!! Congratulations. 🎉

After I posted my 4.91 CGPA, I heard a lot of “it’s because you went to a private university” and “your First Class is a 2:2 in a public uni” 💀 Anyway… we ran it back at law school. What’s the explanation now? 😌

Did you know that Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie’s mother was the first female Registrar of the University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN), and her father was Nigeria’s first Professor of Statistics? Retweet to educate someone