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Facts about my grandma: She was born in 1922, the same year her sorority was founded (SGRho). She loves to sing. Only been behind the wheel of a car once. Loves doing crossword puzzles to keep her mind sharp. Yesterday she made 98 and her sorors surprised her with this

@1keezybaby 3, 5, 6, 10 and now the 15.

iPhone users only ‼️ What was your first iPhone ?

@Tiffnici Yes it did!

@Tiffnici Agreed. Took my granny 2 days. She would buy the crabs still alive in a box… she’s from Louisiana.

@Tiffnici 30 min tops!

I see a lot of posts about @uhaul’s pricing. Let’s break it down. Yes a uhaul van is 19.95 but when you add insurance (Chicago it’s 30 a day) and if you do 10 miles, that can range from 1.09 to 1.49 a mile (weekend rate). Add tax, you’re at $70 for a day rental with 10 miles.

Went to my neighborhood @uhaul dealer and they told me i’ve spent well over $50k on van rentals since 2020. I wish they had frequent rental discounts. I’m still mad that mileage jumped from 0.99 a mile to 1.49 on weekends.

@KiuiAirica The honey mustard cups make the chicken taste better

agreed. the sauce is cool but y’all gassing them unseasoned tenders

I did so much fast forwarding in Episode 7 of Stranger Things… Season 5 has been interesting.

The bears finally seen @DeenoThaGreat’s tweets over the years and got their s**t together.

@CalebJamesFBSM Yea because we need to know what happened with Latavia, LeToya and Farrah.

I hope Kehlani and Leon Thomas both go home with trophies.

@Lust_ForLife It was the best scene in this damn series so far.

IT: Welcome to Derry wild af 😭 that bedroom scene with Ronnie and her mama was terrifying

Getting paid to make fresh 21’s dance to some of the same music I was dancing to at 21.

Telling the other dj’s to stay tf outta the red on their controllers.

Playing music that other dj’s forgot about that got the crowd “in it.”

Wondering why the dj’s don’t play slow jams anymore.

Watching ppl pay ridiculous amounts of money for bottles that cost no more than $40 at the liquor store.

Controlling all the sound in there from my phone.

Dj’ing better than the popular dj’s in their 20’s.

@LilTeezo_ explain.