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uglies for beauty ✊

@_e_n_c_y_ I'm trying to get the job

@deep_couch U just manifested this reality man

it feels like only a matter of time until an ai company hires a staff DJ to teach techno production to their employees as a signal that they are Not Like Other AI Companies

@1thousandfaces_ linear algebra is just astrology for people with no fashion sense

Men will spend years ruining their life with psychoanalysis instead of just believing in astrology

@typeclonghouse grocery outlet for cheap charger

where tf can i buy a phone charger or charge my phone for free in SF

my career is in its luteal phase

@deepfates my dumb pet project is a web app that generates microhouse from a pirated leaves of grass audiobook. it's online at angelbaby.money (for whatever reason the sound won't work on iphone unless you turn your ringer volume on)

I still have a hard time listening to AI generated music. I think I have a harder higher bar for this than I do for text even. That is why you should send me your most impressive AI-generated music. Your GENPUNK SLOP! Which i will go onstage and try to enjoy for your amusemen

@deepfates if you're being responsible, given the type of work I imagine you do, the pixel 10 pro fold is the only real answer. good terminal support, desktop mode with external monitor, big screen for reading pdfs comfortably, and the only foldable rated for sand protection at the beach

If you assume you're going to do all your work from your phone in the near future, what is the best phone to have

one of the strongest signals you can get about how much a person knows about ai is how they pronounce gemini (should sound like hermione)

@sigfig have you replaced it with other online platforms? I feel like everyone left the party and I don't know where they went

the site used to be really good for expanding connections and meeting interesting people. though i suppose now i'd be kind of innately suspicious of anyone who used it often and wasn't already connected to the same communities

it occurs to me i haven't really met anyone new via twitter in over a year

you guys need to stop trying to use ai to solve business problems and instead use it to generate techno from walt whitman audiobooks. as far as I know this is the only legitimate use case for this technology that has yet been demonstrated on.soundcloud.com/dziqMbzzupieMF…

lyrical truths must be embroidered on a tshirt or hat

nice money. can I have it?

@booritney yes but not chinese fat camp for weight loss. chinese fat camp as an immersive luxury experience where you're spoiled like a fat child of party elites

things i want to do that seem far-fetched but maybe: - make an apple pie with amish people - be a live drawing model - chinese fat camp - us military basic training - name a piece of public infrastructure

sports gambling is the closest thing today's young man has to living by bushido

@space_colonist need a beginner guide for those of us ready to ascend from aliexpress

@1thousandfaces_ I saw prayer hands

I need everyone to see this logo and tell me if we saw the same thing

@turtlekiosk shouts out the the original sigma male dark prince

they played a trailer for gundam wing endless waltz on the lincoln square imax screen and i was sad because they won't ever show the actual movie on this giant screen

the main difference between san francisco and austin is that in san francisco when you walk around at night you have to listen to the neuromancer audiobook. in austin you have to listen to lonesome dove