Tim O'Brien

@alt_w_v_g This guy gets it

Saturday afternoon My kid's soccer game I'm in the cargo shorts Capri Sun in pocket three Backup batteries in pocket five You never know Timex on Folding chair set up six feet from any other parent On purpose By 1:04 a dad on the other team was screaming Not encouraging Screaming At a referee who is legally not old enough to drive to this game The kids are five Half of them are running the wrong direction One kid just did a cartwheel at midfield And this man wants a replay review His wife whispered something to him He did not lower his voice She moved her chair three feet to the left I've seen that move before My wife does it at every professional appointment I attend It means "I don't know this person" Rolex Ron was there too Standing Arms crossed Sunglasses on His kid touched the ball once With his shin Ron clapped like it was a goal It was not a goal The game ended I don't know the score Neither do the kids The only person who tracked it was the screaming dad He told everyone in the parking lot it was 4-3 No one asked My daughter ran over She said "dad I had so much fun" Not "we won" Not "I scored" Just "I had fun" Five years old and she already understands something half the parents on that sideline never will I handed her the Capri Sun Loaded the chairs Timex still ticking Sent from my iPhone

@MatthewNichol5 These leftist mutts are insufferable

This is one fucked up family.

@crockpics James Dean

Eagles released On the Border on this day in 1974. This was their third studio album and the first with Don Felder on guitar. It marked a shift to a tougher rock sound and gave them their first big hit with “Best of My Love.” What’s your favorite song from On the Border? Did you or do you have this album? What format?#Eagles #ClassicRock

@Mikehomeseller Asia

Which album do you prefer from below? #mikesquestions #Asia #Yes

@DesireeAmerica4 Good

Ruth's Chris Steak House is officially done with the saggy pants. After complaints about people treating the upscale steakhouse like a fast-food joint, they are strictly enforcing their dress code. No hats, no gym clothes, no sagging.

@TheHunterCarnes Yes

Do any of these speak to you?

@TheExtremeMusi1 No

Is this the greatest frontman in the history of rock???

@ThrillaRilla369 Galaga

For those who played video games between 1985 and 1995, what's the video game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why

@def_leppar20044 Nope

Can you go a day without listening to music?🎸🎶

@MrLeadslinger The Octagon

What’s the best Chuck Norris movie to watch with your 15 year old son in remembrance of the legend?

@crockpics Hair of the Dog

Nazareth, 1976. What is your favorite Nazareth song?

@smcroasters Thanks for the update and for helping him out. Well done.

Update: Thanks to the Stocking Mill family…..that’s you guys…Claire has a lot of elbow room to work with as he navigates trying to get his stuff back. I love you guys and this 98 year old Korean War Veteran is very grateful for the assistance you all provided. Will keep you updated on his situation…..

@thereal_SnS That's not what happened though. The cowards gladly took their money then kicked them out afterward.

Unpopular opinion: A private business has the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason. That applies to the lesbian couple who declined to serve Governor Sarah Sanders just as much as it did to the Christian baker who refused a gay couple. Rights don’t depend on which side of the political aisle you’re on.

@tracegallagher Yup. Their restaurant, their rules.

NIGHTCAP QUESTION: Ruth's Chris Steak House is now enforcing its business casual dress code, warning diners in baseball caps, gym wear, tank tops, and revealing clothing they may be banished to the bar. Do you support the clothing crackdown?

@Hot_Pepper76 Marty Balin. Solid tune.

"Hearts" (1981) Here's a smooth and mellow song that fits right in with the early 80s sound. Would you agree? Do you remember the name of this artist?x.com/calmalgodown/s…

@BBMagaMom Yea…no. They have no power over the Feds.

🚨 BREAKING: Washington State Gov. Bob Ferguson just signed a bill BANNING ICE agents from wearing masks on duty, the first state in the country to do it. COWARD POS!

@toddstarnes @SarahHuckabee Yup, make ‘em famous

The Little Rock restaurant that ordered @SarahHuckabee to leave has doubled down and is defending its decision. The Croissanterie serves not only croissants, but also bigory and intolerance.

@haugejostein Weak sauce from a beta-Brit

I live right next to the US embassy in London. They built an actual moat around it. Who builds a moat around their embassy? Countries that do bad things and expect retaliation. Or countries who do diplomacy as if we’re in the Middle Ages.

@RedsSuffering Solid tune

By far my favorite Eagles song…

@GuntherEagleman Ha! Good.

More washed up Hollywood trash. No one cares.