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50 runaway sheep ram-paged through a German supermarket in rural Baa-varia, causing shear mania on Monday morning. After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20mins milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.

🚨🇩🇪 Meanwhile in Berlin, Germany The German capital is complete mess right now, following the warzone that was New Year’s Eve, where indigenous Germans were afraid to leave their own homes due to the Muslim take over of the City, Far Left Radical Antifa then attacked the Power Grid and large parts of the city are still in complete blackout. Police are now travelling from neighbourhood to neighbourhood instruction citizens to stay somewhere else if they can, because their Heat Pumps are now at risk of exploding from power outages. Germany is so cooked. All by design.

HOLY SH*T! 🇩🇪Germany, following its eco-radical agenda, has imposed restrictions and is banning private citizens from spreading traditional road salt on sidewalks and paths, punishing anyone who dares with fines.

Prize just went up to $6,000 USDC. Grok says the word has not been chosen yet. Yes this is really happening

An investigative journalist infiltrated a white supremacist dating site & made them fall in love with an AI. She created a website with over 8k profiles and placed them on a map, exposing users from very different regions of the world. You can click your city to see them 🧵

Littler amazing, tournament a bit meh wasn't it. Two of the last 25 matches and 0 of the last 16 matches went the distance. No nine-darter. Feels like one of those renewals of the Masters where someone (Scheffler, lately) wins by the time they've made the turn on Sunday.

RIP Dry January 2026, 1/1/26-1/2/26. We tried.

This is like the worst experience. So, the Deutsche Bahn cancels our train, and then we go get new tickets, DB says, sit where you want, so we sit and this guy comes up and is like, we reserved this, leave. And I’m like ok that’s fine, but why the f did DB do this shit

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝗜𝘀 𝗚𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗔𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲? 🎯🔥🏆

We are safe and warm in a hotel tonight, and I know how fortunate we are. I said to my husband earlier, “People are going to die because of this.” There are so many people who can’t afford a hotel or aren’t able to leave their homes easily. My dad is a paraplegic, and power outages mean his wheelchair can’t be charged and his medications can’t be refrigerated. My son regularly visits the nursing home in our neighborhood, and he’s been worried about the residents there all day. If power isn’t restored until Thursday, that’s five full days (possibly six) without electricity. On top of that, phone service has been affected by the blackout. Combined with the weather forecast for the week, it feels like an incredibly dangerous situation. (Temps below in Celsius and Fahrenheit)

Fuck this is insane. This prediction actually came true. The coldest days in recent memory have arrived and this happens almost like clockwork. Germany really needs to get its act together. I think the time for complacency is over.