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Someone said I can't just fill the hollows of our lawn with soil. Surely I can, and then layer it with some grass seeds?

@ZooNealand @chrisluxonmp Yes but it does serve as a bloody good reminder to go buy some bacon and pork strips. I'd nearly forgotten to add it to my shopping list.

@chrisluxonmp No tweet about St Patrick’s Day, despite 20% of Kiwis having Irish ancestry But yet another Muslim tweet, despite only 1.5% of people in New Zealand being Muslim Talk about pandering

As Ramadan comes to a close, I acknowledge all those who have observed this important time of reflection, fasting, and devotion. Eid al-Fitr is an opportunity to come together with family, friends, and community. Eid Mubarak to everyone celebrating.

@goodlobster1 Could be worse. I had a random ass dream where Sean Plunkett had retired to some tiny little coastal cottage, and when we reunited I ran straight into his arms for a hug that went on for far too long.

Weirdest dream in the wee hours this morning Went on a road trip with 2 females I follow on X (I think touching of Boobs was as far as it went dirty dream wise) My cover was some Indian guy that was cooking me BBQ every night What the hell is up with that 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Matcha kitkat? I'm gonna need something to get rid of that putrid taste!

Third batch, and last of the weeds, have been whacked. Poor things never stood a chance.

@chrisluxonmp So... do more to protect Kiwis from high costs. Oh wait, you won't because "what about teh economy!!!!!1!!".

Attacks on fuel tankers and energy infrastructure in the Middle East are leading directly to higher fuel prices for Kiwis. That’s why we have joined the United Kingdom and other countries in condemning Iran’s attacks in the Gulf. Iran has forced the effective closure of the Strait of Hormuz to ships carrying fuel and other critical goods to places like New Zealand. New Zealand has a longstanding record of working with like-minded partners to ensure open supply lines for global trade. Obviously, any future decision for New Zealand to support multilateral efforts to ensure safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz would need to be considered by Cabinet.

@shanonomous @ZooNealand @chrisluxonmp @wordsweep299 Surely they could send their submarine...?

@ZooNealand @chrisluxonmp @wordsweep299 Will our one navy ship make it? Might be some reefs on the way.... 😬

@ZooNealand They already do make them without the crosses. Heathens.

Make the most of your Hot Cross Buns this Easter Next year, there will just be ‘buns’ in order to be more INcLuSiVe

Not swearing at the self serve checkouts sorta counts, but only if you also give it a little pat and say 'there there' after it yells at you to take your receipt.

Btw, if you haven't hugged an x-ray, mammogram, or other human-helping machine.... you're not doing your part to stop the future machine uprising from happening. And I'm judging you for it.

Bought Crimson Desert earlier. I hear people are in a moan about AI art or something used in the game. Meh, I'm gonna enjoy the game to keep Skynet happy 😂🤣

Round two of weed destruction was undertaken. And then the weed whacker decided it was too hot to be bothered doing any more work for the day. What a quitter!

@Anywonbutlabour @FullTwatforward Mocha hot cross buns are soooooooo good!

@FullTwatforward Tried the mocha ones the other day at bakers delight wasn’t expecting much but they were awesome

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We havent had cats with ear mites in over 20 years, hence the delay in finding it.

So today's flea treatment contained some stuff to treat ear mites too. Hopefully it helps.

My two cats developed weird ear issues since they were at the vet last year. I figured since they were due for flea treatment (they had a 3 month treatment last year) that I would have a look in their ears. Effing ear mites.

'This game was made with the Unreal 5 engine' Cool cool cool. So it will be an unoptimized hot mess that will crash modern computers. How exciting. I'll pass.

@Dave89579103 Thanks again Dave! Yeah it's always the people that seem to do their utmost to abide by the guidelines that get stung with fines and such. My folks and I have been plotting how to do this, and hopefully we'll avoid anything going in that storm drain that shouldn't.

@deepostsstuff81 Yeah, be aware / do your best. Reality is the arseclowns can always find some way to fine you. Doesn't matter that shitty people tip oil / paint / turpentine / everything else down the stormwater systems every day and nothing happens... aucklandcouncil.govt.nz/content/dam/ac…

We have a storm drain in our driveway. I want to waterblast our driveway. I have to block said drain, yeah?

@Dave89579103 That's good info, thanks Dave. Any time I've hosed off our driveway I've made sure to clean up leaves, loose dirt and sticks beforehand so I can do that before power washing too. Our most direct neighbour just moved out, so it seemed like an ideal time to do the wash.

@deepostsstuff81 No, technically you should minimise non water things going into the stormwater. I.E any water blasting business should have controls in place to stop it, silt socks etc... Depends on how cunty your council are / how dobby in your neighbours are.