Deer Park Police Department. ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ (Fan)

Welcome to the Village of Deer Park PD. We're proud to serve @deerparktx. For emergencies, dial 911.

I’m still lost..

@iFunny now you know how it feels.

LMAOO soooo ur not gonna believe this but the timing was crazy the card we use to pay for the badge expired and we didnt know

Help me.

no

I love deer

Hey.

@WhatD0lPutHere Oomf we’ve just been busy patrolling the streets ..

@deerparkpd insane fall off man 🥀🥀🥀

Hey Elon.. train your AI off of.. THIS!

Another parody account has fallen to the depths of Twitter hell

I know I fell off but god damn Bob The rent cannot be that low

@NamesBillCipher Hawk Tuah!

IM BORED! LETS HAVE SOME FUN! WHO EVER HAS THE MOST LIKED REPLY BELOW, ILL PRINT YOUR REPLY OUT AND HANG IT ON MY WALL! GOOD LUCK! JUST DONT INCLUDE SLURS OR NSFW…

@B3STFRI3NDS_ I’m oomfs with the big G. Want me to send a message to them ?

I’ve been VERY nice to my siblings and the people around me!

stop pointing at him😡 @kbgynews @deerparkpd

@TheBBPD Why am I dying at this

For the crime of attempting to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula, Sheldon J. Plankton has been sentenced to 5 nights in prison. We're sure him and his cellmate P. Fishy will get along just fine!

@PAR0DYSUPP0RT Hi can I ratio you

lrts are the ones that ratio’d me

i’m comfy , in my zone .

the ONLY person i appreciate in texas is the DEER PARK ! ! !

Credit to @deernheadlightz

Reminder that this is the police department you guys simp for