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carp!

@deerwhenever

plant, deer, fish, and duck enthusiast

Katılım Haziran 2025

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carp!@deerwhenever·17 Ara

i’m quite proud of my ring spread (:

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carp!@deerwhenever·29 Nis

i took 678 photos in april i need to be stopped

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ًً@MASOCHlSTlC·19 Nis

the strokes encore for coachella 2026 weekend 2

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eva 🦫☆@dearmilex·8 Nis

𖤐 𝖕𝖆𝖑𝖊 𖤐@palevariety3719

What’s an album that just felt DIFFERENT. Like when you heard it you didn’t know music like it existed

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vampire workday@imbobswaget·7 Nis

not this rat learning to drive before i do

__eloïse__@dundereloise

I'm in this facebook group where they're teaching their rats to drive > Spark is picking up speed and confidence on the triple-barrier course! She’s still learning how to take each corner wide (as she accomplishes with the first two) rather than tight (like the last, which stumps her).

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carp!@deerwhenever·8 Nis

everyones so damn negative all the time

🎧ྀི may ♪⋆.✮@mayphoria

the strokes releasing the worst single in their entire career and coming out with boring cover art for their long awaited new album

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carp!@deerwhenever·7 Nis

shaking crying and throwing up at work rn we’re so back

The Strokes@thestrokes

𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘓𝘐𝘛𝘠 𝘈𝘞𝘈𝘐𝘛𝘚 June 26 Pre-order, pre-save, pre-add, pre-pare. We have a new song out today called “Going Shopping” and you can listen now. linktr.ee/TheStrokes Art Direction and Design: Johann Rashid Original art by Richard Prince; Untitled (Cowboy), 1989

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carp!@deerwhenever·7 Nis

falling asleep while applying for jobs and going right into sleep paralysis feels about right

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jevil licker@jesterspouse·3 Nis

this is funnier than that ugly ai generated red dog gif will ever be

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carp!@deerwhenever·3 Nis

looking at new jobs on my phone with my manager standing 3 feet from me

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carp!@deerwhenever·2 Nis

@kjaypaw lowkey cant stand people who get mad while playing video games like…..chill out dude

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kjaypaw :3@kjaypaw·2 Nis

the way my roommate acts towards her video games makes me feel like tiny child when my mom is in a bad mood i’m #scared

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carp!@deerwhenever·1 Nis

@meatloafyyy id say so, unless you have any rugs. we have to supervise ours so it doesnt try to eat them & end up just sweeping most of the time

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carp!@deerwhenever·30 Mar

@kjaypaw reading through the comments in awe at how upset everyone is at you 😭😭 what da hellll

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kjaypaw :3@kjaypaw·30 Mar

saw people arguing that actually this is so cheap to do with enough friends and i looked up the exact property and it’s like 13k a night with a max of 18 guests

Anéjo Yote 🔜 FC, NFC@AnejoYote

Phuket 🇹🇭 2026. An adventure I’ll never forget; friends I’ll remember forever!

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