Garfield 🙂‍↔️🌚

@banksofcalgary So gawjusss🥰🥰🥰

Outside still

@Lucile_Kris Big flexxxx! Congrats again babe!🎉🎉🎉❤️

Being embarrassed about your age makes no sense to me. How you gone let somebody shame you for being alive longer?

Ah my girl I’ve never had a benz but I know it’s expensive so what do you mean.

Him: she slept with Chike Her: there was Brenda, Latisha, Linda, Felicia

Men just want to cheat without consequences. This is not the era of your mothers. Cheat and Ugo see shege

Chike no need permission to enter your woman... Abi how mohbad take sing am? 😹

Love my TL so much. 5-10 mins I’ve gotten full recap 😂

"You too like amebo". My dear, that's my primary reason for joining twitter. That's what i am here for.

happy birthday to me no be say today na my birthday oo but na my life and i fit decide anything.

Life of an immigrant is constantly running from pillar to post until you eventually figure it out. I do not recommend

Anything lower than where I am and UNICEF might have to step in 😩😭

You barely talk? - na me I don't know you can talk like this - na still me

When prepping for work in the morning, I swear 6.30am to 7 am is like 10 seconds 😭

By the way, if you scored 150 in JAMB in my day, you didn’t even say it, you just pretended like they didn’t release your result.

pls wrap this UGO C Ugo brouhaha by 5pm this evening

@DamiMarufah Sigh 🤦🏾‍♀️😭

I like how my husband asks if I have plans for any food he sees in the house before touching it. Very demure, very mindful. Anything to avoid looking for tiger's wahala 😂😂

@J_Chiemeke Lol 😂

"Which other rapper do you know is having AMVCA" Erm, Falz, ees like you wee come outside o. Tec says hi.

That's that Afrika Magik 🖤