comedy police
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@defexe @6BasedGodGod just know we are back. you are either with me (on my bet) or against me (kill yourself)
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@james_outman ur so bad that people dont even rage tweet about you when u strikeout in clutch spots bc they expect it
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@funzoch @fentanylbar @JeTPaKq finessing a billion dollar greedy jewish company who’s counting on him brainwashing ppl with ads for a couple hundred dollars & you’re spam tweeting the replies acting fake mad ab it holy larp
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@fentanylbar @JeTPaKq Stealing someone else's Twitch feed and restreaming it to try to make money off sponsorship & advertising. A really crappy thing to do.
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@Lorenzo80214472 that’s fine thank god I’m not white knighting for them then
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they just dont make music like this anymore open.spotify.com/track/23oxJmDc…
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“Yeah I killed your dad, but I didn’t know the full context and wouldn’t have done that if I did know the true context & I regret it, but you responded by killing my dad so therefore my original killing is justified and now I don’t feel bad about it anymore”
Einstein’s running CK your product is in great hands @Xposed

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President Donald Trump was asked about the NFL moving games to paid streaming platforms and said he doesn’t like it, via @FullMeasureNews:
“They’re making a lot of money. They could make a little bit less. ... You have people that live for Sunday… and then all of a sudden, they’re gonna have to pay $1,000 a game. It’s crazy. So, I’m not happy about it.”
(Fans are not paying $1,000 a game, but the Department of Justice has opened an investigation regarding this topic).
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@MySportsUpdate @FullMeasureNews you can end up paying up to $1000 or more if u wanted to view every game on all the different services across 5 months of football. that is outrageous
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Abusing staff by saying mean words on my twitch stream? How fucking soft are you guys? Who gives a fuck what I say grow the fuck up. You blew up running your mouth now you’re against anyone else that does it? This is the same essay you say to everybody that has any complaint ever. You have dicksuckers running the show that you don’t even pay attention to. When’s the last time you’ve actually done anything with the website? Genuine question. Dogshit PR response for Jewbet CEO’s approval ❤️
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Enjoy your permanent ban. You’re constantly abusing our staff and running your mouth non-stop what did you expect to happen? We do not need people like you playing on our website. It is a privilege to allow you to play in our tournaments and to compete on our website. You’ll soon realize that.
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This is who’s running the show behind the scenes at @ConsoleKings
“hakkub,” the website developer says his tummy “tingles” by banning me. Why? He’s socially inept, has never felt power in his life, is ugly as fuck, etc the list goes on. 1 guy stripping thousands of ppl in the community of content to power trip because he codes the website? Why does he have that power?
@Xposed are you not a free speech advocate & “say whatever u want” guy? This is who’s running ur operations. If it’s not promoting violence or threats, everything should be on the table. It’s 2026 get these ultra far left extremist speech police soft creeps out of positions of power they’re destroying your creations because they’re emotionally retarded and underdeveloped. Get with the times.



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