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clocked in for my twenty four hour shift at the joe factory | 28

she/her Katılım Mart 2011
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maura@dehydrayted·
i have bluesky now and i cant remember who the fuck else has bluesky but lily. anyway its asporkthief, handle reclaimed, feel free to follow
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maura@dehydrayted·
is there a gc/discord for Phoebe sightings in NJ because I'm shaking in my boots
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Excelblem@excelblem·
did you know? Fire Emblem doesn't have real RNG, there's actually a tiny evil homunculus inside your gaming device that decides on a whim whether you miss five attacks in a row and die
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alpha@omarsbigsister·
In every single country that passed age verification laws: 1) databases got leaked 2) innocent websites got censored 3) governments became more censorship heavy 4) protests became more criminalized 5) information got harder to find
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maura@dehydrayted·
I need someone with an old fashioned voice recorder under their hat like SpongeBob cheating on his driving test in that line ASAP
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maura@dehydrayted·
just found out about new phoebe rumors moments after blowing the fun money on Olivia tickets
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morgan@paramorgan96·
silver springs during good ol days in austin!!
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maura@dehydrayted·
no buy november yet again :(
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Jack | amatica health@JackHadfield14·
People like to over attribute developing illness to lifestyle because it makes them feel like they have more control than they do. Everyone is at risk of randomly becoming extremely and or terminally ill at any moment, no matter how you live.
ꪝe@_wej01

Me, a cancer surgeon: So unfortunately it is breast cancer. Patient (burst into tears) Her friend: I told you to cut back on desserts. That’s probably what caused it. Me: That is not helpful or true. Sugar doesn’t cause breast cancer. Stop shaming women and trying to attribute their cancer diagnosis to something they did wrong.

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izzy ♡ aka 2008fobstan *✧･ﾟ:*
izzy ♡ aka 2008fobstan *✧･ﾟ:*@2008fobstan·
🚨🚨 selling some shirts! 🚨🚨 💌 dm to purchase or comment if unable to dm — first come, first served 🧼 shirts will be washed before shipping 🐈 comes from a pet home 📦 shipping included in price 🤳 i take cash app, zelle, and paypal 💸 all prices OBO ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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chris ☀️@arcanegold·
hey y’all, i’m getting OUT of here and here’s how you can help!!
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maura@dehydrayted·
@half__engraved that's okay I won't get my record until Penn visits in May so I will happily take your thoughts as they come so I can see how my man is being treated
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maura@dehydrayted·
good morning everyone are the recordings on the record the same as veeps? Aka is Joe nerfed
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