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@jowlymonster Where have you been for the last 8 months

I very much dislike hot weather, but what's even more annoying is the - almost exclusively right wing flaggy types - complaining about map colours, saying it's a conspiracy, saying it's "normal" and generally just being whiny little bitches.

@cra46159 Cos we love it that’s why we are off to Kos tomorrow for four weeks toodle pip

HE KNEW THE DOSSIER WAS FAKE. WEEKS LATER HE WAS DEAD IN A FIELD Dr David Kelly was Britain's foremost weapons inspector. He spent years inspecting Iraqi facilities, earned a Nobel Peace Prize nomination, and knew more about Saddam's arsenal than almost anyone in government. In 2002, Tony Blair's government published a dossier claiming Iraq could deploy chemical and biological weapons within 45 minutes. Britain went to war on the back of it. No weapons were ever found. Kelly knew the dossier was rubbish. He said so, quietly, to a @BBC journalist. That conversation ended his career, his privacy, and ultimately his life. The MOD carefully allowed his name to leak to the press as the BBC's source. He was then hauled before parliamentary committees, stripped apart by his own employer, and thrown to a media frenzy he never asked for. Two days after giving evidence to MPs, the 59-year-old was found dead in woodland near his Oxfordshire home. Instead of a proper inquest, Tony Blair asked Lord Hutton to run a private inquiry. Hutton concluded suicide. The inquest was opened, then suspended, and never resumed. Eight senior legal and medical figures, including a coroner, later wrote to @thetimes saying the verdict was unsafe. They argued the wound found on Kelly's wrist, a severed ulnar artery, would not have caused sufficient blood loss to kill a healthy person. There were no fingerprints on the knife found beside his body, even though he was not wearing gloves. In 2011, Attorney General Dominic Grieve rejected all calls for a new inquest. He said the Hutton Inquiry was "tantamount to an inquest" and that further investigation would be dismissed by judges with irritation. A man challenged the government's justification for a war that killed hundreds of thousands of people. He was publicly destroyed, died in mysterious circumstances, never got a proper inquest, and the people who sent him into that media storm faced no consequences whatsoever. Tony Blair became a Middle East Peace Envoy the following year. You genuinely could not make it up. Sources: @BBCNews, openDemocracy, Hansard, @thetimes | Hutton Report

@srkntnyldz Cringey

Uçakta Tuvalete giden erkek arkadaşının dönmediğini fark eden kadın, arkasına baktığında gözlerine inanamıyor 😂😂😂

@JackDunc1 Stop worrying about things that might happen in the future when they are out of your control

Until a few years ago the record temperature in the UK was 34.5c Having two consecutive days above that in SPRING is absolutely insane

@_Sosthene_ How did you go on against the Germans

I thank Kubrick for this magnificent scene where Englishmen are shot like rabbits by Frenchmen to the famous song of the British Grenadiers.

@ianaddison Great pension brilliant holidays full sick pay 💰 I’d sit this one out

@ukhomeoffice Okay where are they then

NEW: There are now 35,000 fewer illegal migrants in asylum hotels – a 63% decrease since September 2023. At its peak, 400 asylum hotels were in use, costing the taxpayer £9 million a day. All asylum hotels will close their doors to illegal migrants for good.

@SurreyPalmsWX Weather has been shit for 8 months enjoy it I’m off to Greece for 4 weeks next week yippee

ARPEGE now has 37°C / 100°F on Tuesday in the Cambridgeshire / Lincolnshire area. 🌡️ It surely won’t happen, but this is also unprecedented in modelling for May, much like the unprecedented July 2022 heat event and the outrageous model output that came with that. 👀

@JulieHouston2 Local council tips don’t accept people’s general rubbish

So lovely sunny bank holiday, jumped in my car to park up and run round the beautiful Farnley Tyas. This is what I see! What is wrong with people? What the hell is wrong with people? With our society? There was a letter addressed to someone in the middle of this unholy mess...

@metoffice The end of the world is nigh sometime in the next 10 million years

Temperatures have peaked today at 30.5°C in Frittenden, Kent 🌡️ This marks the first time in 2026 that the UK has passed the 30°C threshold It is very rare for the UK to record 30°C in May, with the last time being over a decade ago on 25 May 2012

@MusicPills10 Hes better in my opinion and still doing it in his sixties brilliant 🤩

Is Dave Gahan up there with Freddie Mercury in being one of the BEST vocalists AND frontmen of ALL time? #DepecheMode

@HomoSocialist Lowest state pension in Europe

Entitled like pensioners with triple lock and fuel allowance?

@PGDynes It’s been cold for about 8 months

Large parts of the UK/France are forecast to be around 12°C above average. Places like London could reach 35°C with UHI and it’s still May. The UK Climate Committee has warned that 40°C summers are now on the horizon. The climate is changing faster than systems are prepared for.

@HomoSocialist Pensioners arnt bothered by children having free bus fares don’t be silly

@kokeshimum @petedix57 Don’t forget 20 per cent of the population don’t live that long

@petedix57 Nope. I won’t ever be a boomer. But even when I am old I also will never vote to make my kids and grandkids lives worse.

Take their Winter Fuel allowance. Take their triple lock. Take their free bus passes. Take it all away. Because I am sick to the fucking back teeth of miserable fucking boomers ruining everything. Look at the state of this ffs.

@King0243_PJC @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk Where are they housed now because they haven’t been deported? The problem wasn’t the hotels, it’s that they’re in this country in the first place.

@King0243_PJC @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk They have moved them into houses

🚨 Good news the outrage merchants hope you miss: Sky News just reported asylum seekers in UK hotels are at a record low of 20,885 , down 35% year-on-year. Yet @Nigel_Farage and @reformparty_uk are nowhere to be seen. Of course they’re silent. Good news doesn’t farm the anger and anxiety they thrive on. Their business model needs you furious, not informed 😂 Progress is happening. Don’t let the professional rage farmers hide it.

@piersmorgan He’s trying to stay relevant he’s proper fake

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@JenniferJS_ 349 thousand came you idiot

That is a monumentally big drop. What an achievement. It should be all over the media! Headlines should be - We got it wrong about Starmer; Starmer turning the country round; Starmer man of the year; Starmer, working person's hero, Starmer triumphs; Ten Year Keir