Christopher Delaney

Wayne Rooney has a message for the Newcastle United fans: "Be careful what you wish for. Eddie Howe is one of the best managers in the Premier League, no doubt. Don't push him out. Don't force, don't keep pushing. I know they haven't been great in the league this season, they have had injuries and they have struggled to replace Isak and his goals from last season but just be careful what you wish for because there not a doubt he's a top manager." #NUFC #NUFCNews #Newcastle #EPL #EddieHowe

I’m now Ashamed to be British The U.K is now the second most depressing country in the world (official) Highest rape city in Europe One of the highest taxed nations in the world £100 now feels like a tenner Labour bringing Communism to the U.K. People are going to jail for social media posts The BBC is broken Our energy prices are a joke Nearly 40% inflation in 5 years No one can afford a house The Royal family is over since the Queen died The NHS is broken We don’t manufacture anything anymore Nicking anything under £200 is not a crime You get your watches & phones stolen in London Our food is shit We’re lazy AF We’re grumpy AF including me We now put cheese & mayonnaise in security boxes in the supermarket Everyone’s f*cking off to Dubai We need to take our power back & put the GREAT back into GREAT Britain & the UNITED back into the UNITED Kingdom We need to Produce. Work. Build. Innovate. And get Labour OUT

After a very long & dark Winter .... so so pleased to see this again! #Spring #Gold #Hexham #Nature #Sunshine #Uplifting🌞☀️

Ee @SpursOfficial are awful man, horrible boardroom.

You beautiful Hammers! Get up the Irons! ⚫️⚪️

@GaryDelaney I’ve recently just seen they’re resurrecting mock the week! Does this mean you’ll be allowed back on? It’s ganna be on TLC channel?

Hoovering in my pants joke from Mock the Week. New tour on sale now. Link in bio

@NilssonArchive @EricIdle Not many start with inflammation of the foreskin, reminds me of your smile! Take note Ed Sheeran! 🤣

Medical Love Song by Monty Python @EricIdle

@sundayforsammy @TheRealTimHealy Was watching the making of Sunday for Sammy 2020. On the night of the show when Jimmy Nail started to sing, dear Geoff Wonfor burst into tears, a beautiful moment of admiration and respect!

We’d love to know, what’s your favourite Sunday for Sammy moment? With limited tickets still available for both the afternoon and evening shows, now’s the time to be part of the next one. axs.com/uk/series/2642…

It’s a cold and miserable day do how’s this for a plan? Go to the pub and have a pint. On your own, with the family, or friends. Doesn’t matter. Just go there and have a pint.

There were a lot of aircraft circling above Bristol Airport tonight due to #StormGorreti #FlightRadar24

@AndyRobsonTips @petemcc_peter Mutual contact my silver ringpiece!

Surely got to be a pen.

@warrenbarton2 Would love it if we played two up top, love it!

Here’s an idea when we are trying to get a goal, play two forwards ⚫️⚪️ just an idea 💡

@RoyWalkerLegend hiya Roy, just to let you know, my Dad Ray Delaney passed away earlier this afternoon, I was with him at the time. Warm regards! Chris.

@Magpie24_7 Just passed the game away again.

Marseille 2 Newcastle United 1 Totally avoidable. Nick Pope has a seriously dangerous habit of making these stupid mistakes every few games or so and it's cost us AGAIN. It’s not sustainable or acceptable. Ramsdale simply HAS to come in. EDDIE CAN NOT KEEP DEFENDING HIM. #NUFC #NUFCFans #NUFCNews #NewcastleUnited #Newcastle #EPL #PremierLeague #FBLifestyle

@GaryDelaney Try marathons our Gary! They’re called snickers now like!

Apparently my personal trainer was actually telling me to do 100 crunches a day and now I’m even further away from having abs.

@NUFC @SkySportsNews Big Nick=Herr Flick! ⚫️⚪️Howay the lads!

@BrewDog why the f*#% does Lost lager fob up for no apparent reason? I love it but it’s not cheap, the mess it makes and the waste is f*#%ing infuriating man!

Happy Canniversary! #cans ⚫️⚪️

@Magpie24_7 Move on. @NUFC

🇨🇩 There is a possibility, according to Craig Hope, that Brentford are delaying Yoane Wissa’s move to Newcastle United because they want to sell him to Tottenham and Thomas Frank instead! This has ANGERED the 28-year-old, whose heart is set on only on a move to Newcastle! 🤯 #NUFC #NUFCFans #NUFCNews #Newcastle