big cigarette guy

Wearing a super booby tank top and carrying a 40 lb bag of pelletized horse bedding

I’m gonna go in the tunnel and stay there

I saw them ride off on their dumb ass electric long board the other night with their gf and unfortunately it was cute but I still remember when they put paint thinner in my dishes and hid my work shoes under the sink and blasted Rick and Morty all night long sleep on the couch

My evil ex roommate has infiltrated manhattan I’m gonna blow this stupid town to smithereens

Can’t have shit in athens

Duvet cover has no business ever being 350 dollars that’s just not right

@amsweezus I’ve been there twice and got groped both times

I want to go dancing at a cool bar I hate athens

@pbrpervert I have one that’s like maybe thigh length

Sneezed six times in a row. I think my all time record is eight

Really big on walking around and enjoying scenery these days

Getting into walking around and enjoying scenery again

It’s underblob sweat season

Everytime I see Phil throttle I want to tell him he should put down the meme page. Pls let it go it’s time

Been leaving my bag at home the past couple days bc I carry around so much random shit all the time and I am literally ten pounds lighter and free

And cuz it’s stupid and looks stupid and gross

People who get those bite mark tattoos are really gonna regret it when the zombie apocalypse starts

If I'm already so nostalgic at 23 what will I do when I'm 70

Had such a terrible day at work and then remembered I am fifteen minute walk away from pony land