sar 🗡️

“i’m rubbing the lucky life tiles because i don’t have a good life right now”

“she’s whale tailing with a fucking fetus! that’s crazy!!” -jonah

i embarrassed myself today at work by forgetting i had the back of my arms tattooed and my coworker asked me if the one was a title fight reference but i looked at my opposite arm and was like “???” then proceeded to say “yeah i’m a slut for midwest emo” and then left lol

“bye dilly dally and heart ass!” says hollie as we’re leaving my bfs house 😂

i originally went to get my mobo dog tattoo today, my friend had time leftover after so i got a lil web in my ear and someone said it was serving cvnt 🫣

today, a kid called an analog clock a “vintage clock” i need to go home lol

@Tiny_Tillos but Dunkirk Dave is the most accurate, just sayin

I don’t give a shit what that little rodent says it’s gonna be winter until may like it is every year

“a bottle of whiskey deep and i still be catching salsa” - garrett

@Tiny_Tillos hey, nothing wrong with that. just means you’ll get your order faster lol

The lady at burger king finished my order for me this morning so now I can’t come here anymore

@MorganPaidman so real

@Danidoesmagic hell yeah!!!

Today officially marks my 4th E shot :3 and I just did it! Can I get a hell yeah Dani

@MorganPaidman i got mine for $15, not the best but they’re good for starting. i’m still trying to save up to get the ones i really want lol

and if the turnstile bus, crashes into us.

*the offspring is playing at ballyhoo* samantha “ is this weezer?!”

seeing peewee herman live for @skyhausenn

@P4ST4M4Nx that’s what i’m sayin!!

modern baseball made a post and i almost just threw up in school

i also had another resident call me “sarah louise” which is what my mom would call me when i would get into trouble. i know dianie was telling me it would be okay today 🥹🩷

i said “see you later” to some of my favorite residents today since i got a new job and my favorite one called me “diane” since she forgot my name. i’ve never cried so much being there than hearing her call me my mothers name.