Delijandro

You're so vain, I bet you think this tweet is about you...

@msriannbakes Any time you post about banana bread i take that as “horny posting”

like when someone tweets “that sweatpants outline 🤤” “wish I was getting bent over rn” “real lovers like shower sex” like just when people let everyone know the intricacies of how in which they like to be Clapped without any prompting

@msriannbakes The amount of jorts you own?

sometimes I feel like yall forget

it’s hole filling season

I miss the art that was good music videos that told a story

Is there anything weirder than having a threads account but not linked to instagram?

@hotlikethesunnn I can, I just don’t want to.

If you can't go on with your day without a morning coffee, please fix that.

@hotlikethesunnn Don’t we all

Need a hug that lasts 3 hours

USA hockey back on the Gold Standard

@LargeBarstool @gottatrythispod What a crusade

UPDATE: Having 5 fish sandwiches in one night just so you can do some silly ranking on social media is not a good idea. @gottatrythispod

@erinnneb Yes

@LargeBarstool @gottatrythispod Jesus Christ…

Changed my life… Or at least my mornings. @gottatrythispod

@AnneMcCarthy @LargeBarstool @rubbinisracing @danawhite @barstoolsports @VivaLaStool What a saint

@rubbinisracing I got a better one…

Didn’t have this one on the 2026 bingo card

@NYorNothing @nypost They arrested a 6th grade teacher/ hs wrestling coach who dated a girl right after she graduated hs. He was 26. She was 18. people.com/nebraska-teach…

@nypost The article says she groomed a student that was 18… isn’t that legal?

NJ teacher got pregnant by student she ‘groomed’ — then broke teen’s heart by aborting the baby #Echobox=1770913832" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">nypost.com/2026/02/12/us-…

This 4 pictures as one picture trend is fucking tired already.

@hotlikethesunnn wtf

My roommate just said to me "You probably know what a dead body smells like because of your grandma. I mean she was dying for a few days in front of you hahaha my humor is so dark" I actually should've slapped her

@lilydsmith Respectfully…damn

be as mad as you want

so i did slice my ass open at dinner on a broken wine glass and had to fill out an incident report that my ass was too fat and that’s why there is blood everywhere

@hotlikethesunnn Good night sol, Good night room

Good night moon

@b1gdumb1diott @annoyingastros Hammer the over

@annoyingastros Over under how many ppl are going to come out and think they’re in a relationship with the AI version of the mlb players? I’ll start at over / under 37

Yeah I am so good on this

@bigidiotgirl Definitely for the bros