Denis Stokes

Running out of wine. But plenty of water. Jesus Christ, i am awaiting your arrival.

My twitter is finally going mobile. #actuallyboughtaphone

What the actual fuck happened tonight.

all the food at sudbury's own laughing buddha. not eating for a week.

If Matt Damon was a method actor, during the Bourne series... Must have went through a lot of cell phones.

sorry for the lack of activity, ive just been tweeting people in person lately.

Canadians don't have colds, they just have a lack of beer in their system.

Makem is back in the building. Good night.

Went all gordon ramsey on this shit today. yfrog.com/ocwmaogj

@tillertime. You and I are gonna slam dunk dat bitch tonight. We will go over the notes at breakfast tomorrow.

Somebodynow come put their balls n my face

Yes my fly is down.

Worst drunk start to a day #frostbite. Let's do this.

#snowpocalypse #ohcanada #holyfuck #hotchocolate #hashtags

What does kitty cat do.

Grindin till 7 tonight. No daylight fo dis nigga

The ghetto kids are hanging outside the fence! They are expanding territory! #war

Did the stoner say when he saw the big dipper? Woah man, that's a lotta pot!