confederacy of dunces

@mikeoils2 @NurseBeeeee88 @Frio_river @LeadingReport you a weird one

@dennisbranco @NurseBeeeee88 @Frio_river @LeadingReport Oh you want one to eat too huh 🤔 Here you gooooooo🤣😂🤣😂

BREAKING: Senate GOP is reportedly finished negotiating with Democrats and will move to fund ICE for 3 years in budget reconciliation.

@mikeoils2 @NurseBeeeee88 @Frio_river @LeadingReport says the dumbass sending pictures of his skinny dick online

It ain’t got nothing to do with none of that bs you talking bout. Some people just can’t help but to always have another persons eggplant in they chompers🤣🤣🤣 I’m not a republican either. Even If I was-so the fuck what. Ain’t nobody doing shit about it. Fuck wrong wit you weirdos 🤔

@atrupar lol, they should've just walked out at that answer..."Point Taken"

ABC: Iran still says no negotiations are taking place. So how do explain that discrepancy? LEAVITT: I think the American people are smart enough to not take the word of a terrorist regime

@exastrissci @goodworkmb agreed. all look dumb to me.

@dennisbranco @goodworkmb Yeah but he's wearing a mask she isnt lol

looksmaxxing expert sits down with real surgeon

@WestCoastBias__ @KFILE @crampell maybe if you're lucky they'll send you off to iran

@dennisbranco @KFILE @crampell same polls that said you would win the election dumbass? Go find a treadmill and job soy boy

NEW: CNN found a Nebraska Democratic Senate candidate attended a GOP training event just months before filing for Senate. The Dem state party calls him a GOP plant to "trick voters" — he tells me he's a "free thinker," but admits voting for Trump.

@WestCoastBias__ @KFILE @crampell lol, arguing with a twitter user (you have no idea what my fitness level is)... you're the idiot who went to the armed forces bc you couldn't do shit. I would assume I pay more in taxes than you earn in a year

@mikeoils2 @NurseBeeeee88 @Frio_river @LeadingReport why are all the Republicans closeted homosexuals (thinking about dick all day)?

@NurseBeeeee88 @dennisbranco @Frio_river @LeadingReport Eat a dick bitch💯

@OrangeSleestak @ReturnToReagan enjoy the inflation destroying your retirement (which is a socialist concept)

@dennisbranco @ReturnToReagan So long as Democrats aren’t in power we’re good.

When Democrats flip NC, AK, and TX maybe then we will finally understand that Trump is terrible for our party and values.

@atrupar fucking WEIRD

Leavitt begins the press briefing: "Could you hear our 'amen' in there? We just had a little loud prayer as a team. In this holy week, President Trump and the First Lady are joining in prayer with Christians celebrating the resurrection of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ."

@MiaForTrump she's an opportunist/money grubber; and he's a strange old man

Karoline Leavitt is 28… her husband is 61. It may seem unusual—and more reasonable perspectives might exist. Be honest—what’s your first thought?

@deb13743807 @Kiradavis @mschlapp ugh, you actually wanted to see that pedophile? Weird...

@Kiradavis I was very disappointed in this years CPAC. @mschlapp doesn't understand that this was not good, I will not attend next year. No President. They never told us he wasn't coming or why. Not many high level speakers. Too much foreign focus and attendance was down big. Very sad.

Made it back from CPAC and it was as weird and broken as you’ve heard. I’ll be working up my coverage tomorrow. Just a wreck from top to bottom. More foreign press than I’ve ever seen. We were outnumbered 2-1. strange set up. Subdued vibes. Just weird.

@BeccaJLower @Kiradavis from all the Grindr boys?

@Kiradavis Praying you and the okayest husband are spared the CPAC flu, Kira!

@Kiradavis because you stupid fucks are in a cult, and the rest of the world is leaving you behind and laughing at you (while scared that your leader is trying to start WW3 to avoid prosecution for raping children)

@LongTimeHistory why not arrest his ass for impersonation of a federal officer?

MAGA man dresses up as ICE agent to threaten citizens—they fought back. Threw bucket of water on him yelling, "ICE is made of water." Then punches were thrown—fair or foul? He was also carrying a Trump flag as he stormed around Waikiki, Hawaii.

@actuarymelissa @Frio_river @LeadingReport tread on me daddy!

@Frio_river @LeadingReport Democrats are the Communist Party.

@mikeoils2 @Frio_river @LeadingReport lol, who the fuck has power right now?

@Frio_river @LeadingReport They don’t care about nothing but stealing elections and staying in illegitimate power💯 Truly the worst parasites on earth 🌍

@themoviedadsc not bad at all

Legitimately now considering driving 14.5 hours to Ft. Lauderdale this coming weekend vs. flying. Drive is brutal, but my worst nightmare is getting caught in this TSA mess flying with 3 young kids Question to those who've been flying. Is it really that bad right now?

@funder anyone in a hiring position: REMEMBER THEIR FACES AND NAMES

A federal judge just ruled that videos of DOGE staffers must stay up — and they are devastating. Under oath, they couldn't define DEI. They admitted they never reduced the deficit. And they wiped out $100 million in humanities grants — including a Holocaust documentary — using ChatGPT. The regime tried to bury this. It didn't work. dworkinsubstack.com/p/shut-it-down…

@mark_slapinski narcissistic little bitch

MY GOD: This is the most UNHINGED video I've seen of Trump. Listen to this!

@GeoRebekah Most men do not see this as an improvement at all...

Men think this is an improvement. MacKenzie Scott, Princeton graduate, writing novels at age six, studied under Toni Morrison, founded Amazon, and one of the biggest philanthropists in the history of humanity. Versus.. whatever the fuck this is.