ShokaNdogo

My guy. My guy wafa nyo!

Aura farming agriculturalists. Planting seeseeme.

Inna Lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un .

Cheque one two ... one ... two

Lil Wayne , “It’s Young Money, like Ben Frank’s baby picture.”

Iron boy is the most legit I’ve heard in years ! Solid !

We evolved. We now blink one eye at a time. #Sitede

‘Mukama yeka yalondamu, Nendaga muntu yo yakoonamu, Nelupiya ku bank atekamu, Totya yala buuza Sentamu’

Haha …. Question everything!

Do you have more ?

@DjCiza @DeejMats Followed! @DjCiza Bless up fam.

@DeejMats @denolights will love this — Dope 👌🏾

Nze nkimanyi this Fri lovers will be like 😜😜😜😜 #ToneplayTuesday

If you are the big big tree. I am the small axe. Ready to cut you down….. ……. to cut you down.

@Elidamos @LarryMadowo Very interesting perspective.

@LarryMadowo African revolution will start around DRC. Drc should unite all neighbouring territories then we can start from there.

BREAKING: President Tshisekedi of DRC and Burundi’s Ndayishimiye have NOT joined the EAC’s emergency meeting about Goma chaired by President Ruto. The virtual session is currently ongoing

Zuchuchu …CHUUUUUUUUU

That's it.

@Spartakussug ... 10 or so years back, when Foursquare was a thing. I checked in with a feeling of accomplishment of how far my hustles had reached. Tz..Iringa. “Spartakussug is the Mayor.” hahaha... I must admit you inspired me to wake up earlier after that day.

If you do me a favour and sometime in the future come back and say “I made you” I will know you didn’t do it for me. You did it for you.

You can't say I am asking for too much because you are offering too little.

An App that transcribes whilst translating English to Swahili.

Has anyone considered opening up a 24hr barbershop? Yeah. We need 24hr.…or at least one that opens at 4am.