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@Robert_A_Berger @michaeljburry But no one would buy his……

Hey @michaeljburry, how much wealth would you have today if after you shorted the housing market, you put all of your money in the S&P 500 and went fishing?

@xusers26u @Mr_Derivatives Divorce Tesla and then marry her sister SpaceX at $85

@Mr_Derivatives Then divorce at $200?

$TSLA Last two candlesticks completely entirely outside lower Bollinger Bands. Weak mini bounce so far in overnight. Gotta hold $300 now. I mean I liked the name at $400. I gotta love this name at $300 now. And I will marry it and have 19 children with it at $250.

@chasedownleads Pussive Income

This is what passive income looks like

@HedgeFundFomo Run to COSTCO and get 100 gold bars to hedge while the market is flat

Holy shit Markets are flat again They're trying to keep everyone from panicking When they finally stop these games, markets will be bright red

@Idly_Baba That clearly looks like it was generated on Chatgpt

Recent H1B Interview

@Mr_Derivatives @Mr_Derivatives Isn’t this the perfect time to bet against a rate hike in September?

All year we have been teased about a rate hike. Even since the end of last year. Pondering if the market has already priced in a minuscule 25bps hike. I gotta imagine so….?

@saxena_puru Thank you Puru! I don’t have your subscription currently but your market insights always helped me.

Semiconductor stocks have pulled back significantly. Many are now approaching their 40-week moving average which is usually a good spot to buy the "dip".

@Mr_Derivatives You mean POPcorn?

Watch party on Kospi again tonight fam?! Pass the popcorn. 🍿

@Mr_Derivatives Koreans can’t be the only ones getting liquidated anymore

$SKHX 2x etf of $SKHY is trading today. If you feelin’ spiffy.

@MKoningComedy @Liberty_Mutt @Polymarket Nope, because there’s water there

@Liberty_Mutt @Polymarket “Can I shit in the endzone boss?”-👳🏾

@Mr_Derivatives @michaeljburry You’re right. I got confused because he bought MSFT leaps but his post mentions “Cyclicals” which means he’s only referring to the first one of the 4 you’ve marked

@dentongrad @michaeljburry He’s short MU. Doubt he’s being sarcastic.

@Mr_Derivatives @michaeljburry Nigga he was being sarcastic

@michaeljburry Dr. Burry, people have been saying that about $MU since it was $100 though!

Now, Class, repeat after me. I will never buy cyclicals at low PEs and record earnings. Say it again. I will never buy cyclicals at low PEs and record earnings.

@JBlunt1018 Boring is okay but a weak/dumb one is not

@JBlunt1018 Got to give credit where it’s due. Talking to press regularly means Accountability. Getting the countries to bend flexes power. Regular assurances on stock market helps keep up employment and stock holder confidence

I just want a boring President. A boring fucking dude. Kiss a few babies. Shake a few hands. Go back to the White House and quietly work on inflation, interest rates, jobs, and the economy. I don’t want wars. I don’t want daily drama. I don’t want executive-order reality TV or constitutional cliffhangers. I want CNN and FOX leading with the weather, a rescued litter of puppies under a bridge, and whether Karen’s zucchini won the county fair. If the President isn’t making headlines every day, that’s probably a good thing. Come on, folks. We deserve boring. 🇺🇸

@buildingrome88 @Mr_Derivatives Same here

@Mr_Derivatives Yes sir made money on calls that’s for the heads up yesterday

$ORCL +4%!

@ShadesOfBlueAn1 Like they never were

Finally no more H1B cashiers, store clerks, and janitors

@immigrationgirl THESE INDIANS ARE GAMING MY SYSTEM

USCIS says an officer needs about 15 minutes to adjudicate an I-765 for a work permit. This one took 547 days. The kicker? It was a replacement for a card USCIS issued with the wrong date of birth. Their typo. 547 days and $520 to fix a mistake they made.

@dougboneparth Include me in your will before you start drinking 😜

I can’t believe 1,000,000 of you have chosen to follow this silly account. Thank you to everyone for laughing along with me. I just want you all to be happy and successful. Truly. To celebrate, I’ll take a shot of tequila for every like this post gets.

@saxena_puru What about $DRAM ?

$SOX Semiconductors risk/reward is unfavourable Orderly pullback to 10-week ma so far, still *very* over-extended relative to the 40-week ma. We locked in gains a few weeks ago and are now patiently waiting for lower prices.

@Mr_Derivatives Stock markets close for 3 days and @Mr_Derivatives is out of his mind

Ok hear me out: Every Peloton now connects to a mainframe that powers all the AI datacenters. Lose weight AND power the energy demand. Win win. $PTON #sunhumor