Denton Observer

Holy shit. I See Dead People grew up and moved to Denton.

Apparently this is what hit our neighborhood tonight. We and our house are okay, but our neighbors were not all so lucky.

Does Hallmark have a card for “I’m sorry my dog peed on your sandaled feet?”

@wolfnchiclothng @HarvestHouseDTX No, Gertie is banned at 8.

@dentonobserver @HarvestHouseDTX Are y'all still there?!?

An actual real thing that happened tonight at @HarvestHouseDTX: “Hey mister, can I motorboat your dog?”

Okay, @Old97s doing Driver 8.

This @Old97s cover band is suspiciously spot-on.

@wolfnchiclothng Barley House in Dallas.

@dentonobserver where are they playing?

Pretty cool seeing The Deathray Davies again after all these years.

@octopossum @wolfnchiclothng “Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s some roasted goat.” That would be VERY well received in my house.

@shainasheaff @awwkitten Whut

Look, I just want it. spinn.com/?utm_source=fa…

Happiness is wandering into @HarvestHouseDTX just in time for Bible Belt. @spookyfolk

@octopossum I went to Catholic school and my dad was a preacher. That’s all anyone needs to know to understand me.

@octopossum Good idea! Plus, at Murder Kroger, no one would be able to tell the difference.

What the actual fuck? twitter.com/dallasnews/sta…

I can't believe "taxidermied goat head" isn't trending. dentonrc.com/news/denton-co…

NO IT DOES NOT twitter.com/seriouseats/st…

My emotional support animal is a swarm of angry wasps.

@shainasheaff @octopossum YES. I love that first line!

@octopossum I hope this is the first sentence of your novel.