Dinger’s Witness Protection

@Dodgers Nasty ass dodgers

FINAL: Rockies 4, #Dodgers 3

@Rockies Holy shit

That's a ROCKIES W.

@Rockies It’s aight

FINAL: COL 1, HOU 3

@Rockies Ok so we’re just not using lube anymore. Ts

FINAL: COL 6, HOU 7

@ChrisGamerSpud Sweep

@denverchud It was the other way around the last few years! What happened?

FINAL: COL 2, SD 7

@MLBONFAX British people

delete ONE thing from baseball

@Rockies bro…

@Rockies Thanks a lot, now I can’t afford my grandmas heart medication and she’s going to have a long painful death. #whatthefuck

FINAL: COL 5, SD 9

@Rockies @YorkSpaceSystem The boys are ready

How we're lining up in San Diego 😤

@Rockies Got spit on and sexually assaulted leaving petco tonight. And I don’t even have a win to show for it.

FINAL (12) COL 3, SD 7

Not a fucking.chance bud #rockies #mlb

Im predicting runs this inning #rockies #herefortheclimb

Let’s go Rockies #rockies #mlb

My goat

@Rockies Let’s hit some bombs

Don't worry! The purple coat has traveled with the team.

@Rockies @YorkSpaceSystem The boys are ready

@Rockies @YorkSpaceSystem The boys are ready

The boys look ready @Rockies #rockies #mlb

Ump needs to calm down…. Got me questioning shi

WHY DID THEY LUBE HIM UP LIKE THAT?