David Strelitz

@lucyshow11 Poster!!!…I had one on my pillow!!!

Raise your hand if you had a Farrah Fawcett poster in your bedroom? 😅

Lose $100 at Crown 13 years ago. On a cruise and stop by to get my money back. Poker Room is closed. Something about a strike. How F’ing bad do I run???!!!

@PasReport @robbystarbuck I believe you are correct!!!

@robbystarbuck The problem is that the spoiled, entitled mob behavior has been tolerated for far too long. No accountability and no standards has given people the belief they can do whatever the hell they want.

Brutal honesty: This ICE situation in Minnesota may be a defining moment for how the next 10 years look. Any weakness means fueling the worst domestic extremists. Here’s what should be done: • Invoke the insurrection act • Military arrests rioters and politicians • ICE triples presence and deports maximum # of illegals while DHS denaturalizes anyone who committed immigration fraud and deports them too • Not one apology from the right for anything This must be put down so thoroughly that the far left extremists can’t effectively recruit people in other left wing cities to replicate the chaos and criminal behavior. Draw a clear line. Now. One of two things is going to be normalized: 1. Rioting and criminality at the behest of the Democrats who run blue states/cities. Or 2. Law & order, compliance with ICE and clear lines we have in our country about crime. For moderates who may feel uncomfortable by my prescribed course of action, consider that this is a binary choice because extremists only understand the language of power. Either you use it to draw lines or they will seize it and use it to hurt you. Moderation in these moments isn’t possible. It’s only weakness masquerading as moral supremacy. You must be strong if you want a country worth a damn. You must be strong if you want order. You must be strong if you want peace. This is reality. We have a binary choice: Strength or weakness. Crime or safety. Borders or open borders. Sanity or insanity. I know what I choose.

@dDeoxyribo @Chris_D_Brewer OK, I get it…dammit!!!

@Chris_D_Brewer @deoxydad

A common poker thing, while it is fun to be tricky often you just want to play your good hands like good hands and go for stacks. Not stacking AA here kills the ev of your peel pre. I think this is one of the biggest take aways from solvers that people could learn, you never take an inferior ev action for the sake of balance. If you want to know more about that and other hard learned heuristic you can sign up for a week of hands on coaching from me, @rumnchess , @Amo4sho , and @xxl23 at vcamp.poker

@TheMickyDolenz1 Saw the Monkees minus Mike at the MGM Grand 2002 or so. The best use of $55 ever!!!

Check this out - on this date in 1965, I got my original contract for The Monkees pilot! I was paid $600, with $400 per episode if picked up. It felt like big money then! Who knew this little paper would lead to all this? #TheMonkees #MickyDolenz #Throwback #MonkeesHistory #196

@conrads411 Something with Poppin or course. I would make myself available as a special guest!!!

Let's say one were to start a podcast, and you wanted to drag your "OnlyFriends" back on tube. What would you name it?

@dDeoxyribo @MastaP89 Pius, would love of course to jump in on Daniel but his ability to remember and sing that jingle IS a true gift. Not too many other gifts but this one on makes the cut.

@MastaP89 You sound hangry. Maybe you need a grilled steak taco

I still remember the grilled steak taco jingle from the commercial back in 2001 🎶 I’m just a man, just a guy, just a dude, and I’m hungry… 🎶

Floor!!!

I have been wearing my “favorite” hat all day long in Colossus…and I ain’t go no gold ticket. Red 511 if you must know!!! go home

Up $540 in 3 hours at $1/$3. @dDeoxyribo isn’t the only F’ing Strelitz who can play this game!!!

@dDeoxyribo @ClubWPTGold Wow, what a great idea!!!I wonder who thought of it first???

So @ClubWPTGold 3rd means a third of a million right?? Gg

@dude904 @ShannonShorr M Life credit card solves everything!!! That’s how I roll.

What’s the secret to getting out of the first floor parking deck at Horseshoe? I swipe wsop vip parking pass, diamond elite card, local ID. Nothing works. Have to call each time. Was unsurprising to see someone had already plowed through barricade on day 1. #WSOP

Forgot about the amusement factor playing live cash at WSOP. Old guy says so affectionately…my wife was the loveliest person in the world. Then I married her and in the best tone ever then mutters..what a bitch she became!!!

@DebraMark1 Nice!!! That is your daughter for sure!!!

Lovely Mother's Day tea at The Langham Hotel in Pasadena!

@ChancesCards If….you know me, I believe you know what the proper response is!!!

Every poker player is in one of three phases: - Overestimating their skill - Discovering how bad they actually are - Building back from reality Which phase are you in?

@Doctah_Gish @PicturesFoIder Mean but funny. I am a bad person for laughing!!!

@PicturesFoIder A nice gesture. Have they considered walking to work for a few days each week? I heard it worked for the subway guy.

Teachers save up money and surprise their school janitor with a car after seeing him walk to work everyday ❤️

@JonathanLittle No set…no bet!!!

What’s the best poker advice you have ever received?

@LibertyCappy Ashamed…that I laughed!!!

@Joeingram1 Deoxydad will be in attendance!!!

Let me know if you're coming to town for the WPT series next month in Vegas and apart of the Legion - will be hosting some dinners, drinks and cash games on the strip all month. Putting together my invite list - planning to keep them smaller but if I have a lot of interest I am down to host some bigger events.