Tim Schröder

"The best way to learn and love coding? HAVE A PROBLEM to solve."🚀 Solving it gets your brain hooked - pushing you to explore, experiment, and keep going. At @NoBlackBoxes, learning is never boring - why should it be? 😃 Follow us! Thanks to @Google, @SWC_Neuro #STEM #AI

Pls retweet! Just five more days to apply for this cool (admittedly, I'm biased) and fully-funded #PhD project in our lab! #jobalert ovgu.b-ite.careers/56yvk

Someone broke reviewer 2.

Help! Bought this piece of art for $6.2 million at an auction, but now I'm not sure if it's genuine. Anyone here who can help me verify authenticity?

The Simpsons on PhD students - almost twenty years old & more cutting than ever

@ZeroNoiseLab Glad you put my chocolate to good use 😀

We know it's hard to do Wed afternoon posters at SfN. That's why the last person to discuss mouse and monkey faces with us at Board H6 this afternoon gets a coffee chocolate bar. Bribery? Yes. Totally deserved? Definitely. 😈 #SfN24

This is an amazing initiative. Is any other place doing something similar?

@guido_meijer Whatever you try, don't wrap it in excessive amounts of aluminum foil.

How a crying baby is similar to denoising an ephys rig: 1) There's noise and you don't know why 2) You need to stay grounded 3) You have superstitious beliefs about what actions stop the noise 4) These actions work sometimes but not always 5) The noise can randomly start again

👋Hello Neurotweeps!🧠 👇Below is a recap of how to contribute to our website: 🔬Know a #openscience #neuroscience project? ✍️Please list it on open-neuroscience.com -> forms.gle/XKuhNCmk5ggXBg…… 🔍We will do a brief spam check and upload it to the website! 1/9

Found my favorite artist of the week "His Orchestra". Amazing artist, played with so many great musicians (mostly guys tho 🤔). Impressive.

6 main figs and 5 supplementary figs .

🚨Pls retweet!🚨 Barnstedt Lab is going live at the University of Magdeburg! We have 2 fully-funded job openings to study the neural circuits of memory and action using in vivo optical tools. Come join us! 🔬🐭❇️🏃💭 Postdoc: ovgu.b-ite.careers/jobposting/763… PhD: ovgu.b-ite.careers/jobposting/c89…

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As the time for @FENSorg approaches, the struggle of searching for poster abstracts on the official website becomes real. But fear not, we are back with the unofficial #FENS2024 abstract database, with a new, fast, and searchable format. fens2024.neuronaldynamics.eu

Next professional milestone reached - I finally was made a professor by nobody less than Taylor Swift. Can definitely recommend publishing preprints as corresponding author, instant promotion guaranteed.

Ok, to make up for the long time since the 2021 update, here's another change in a little less than an hour to fix some typos and add some notes. The previous post already got a good number of reposts so again, version number to the rescue

Editing according to the conductor's movements is addictive! 😂😂

We need your help for TENSS to carry on and inspire the next generations of neuroscientists. Logistics costs have increased and funding sources are becoming scarcer. We are counting on support from the community. Please donate! gofund.me/a8e6ad34

Today I learned about the existence of bsRxiv.org - seems like a useful place to share certain kinds of research articles 😃

Are you building your own microdrives/hyperdrives/implants? In their new preprint on bsrxiv.org, van Heument et al systematically analyze how many you should build to make them awesome! Check it out at dowhy.org/?127.0.0.1/wtf…