Luka (Parody)

@AMYMasty @Wil17293Johnson @JAMBHQ Check your dm

@dera_eth5 @Wil17293Johnson @JAMBHQ I'm waiting

@martinsadinoyi, Kindly return to the NIMC to effect necessary changes, then send a requairy command- REQUAIRY, followed by a space, then, the 11 digits of your NIN to 55019 or 66019 depending on the one previously used to pull the update before proceeding with the registration.

@AMYMasty @Wil17293Johnson @JAMBHQ Follow me back so you can

@dera_eth5 @Wil17293Johnson @JAMBHQ I can't even dm you, I don't know why, pls dm me

@AMYMasty @Wil17293Johnson @JAMBHQ No dm me let me explain

@dera_eth5 @Wil17293Johnson @JAMBHQ Are you serious? Nothing can be done in lagos, even if it means the Hq Abuja calling lagos, so I must travel to Abuja.

@bushiroh62478 @FabianB58246501 I tell you wetin to do you still dey comment, be like you no sabi this jamb people. Better go help yourself

@FabianB58246501 Yes sir, please we need update about mop-up exam this expectation is making me feel bad honestly people have done with there exam but we have not do anything and there's no information concerning rescheduling of exam. Please we need update about it sir .

Copied from Osita Chidoka page Roads can wait. Buildings can wait. Airports can wait. Education cannot. The road we fail to build today can still be built tomorrow. The airport that was delayed this year may still serve future generations. But the child pushed out of school by policy failure is often lost forever. Every year, one of Nigeria's roughly 15 million out-of-school children loses a narrow window that may never reopen. When reforms eventually come, they benefit a different cohort, not the child already left behind. That is why yesterday's National Stakeholders Meeting on the National Education Data Infrastructure, led by the Honourable Minister of Education, Tunji Alausa, struck me as profoundly consequential. In many ways, it may become one of the most important national infrastructure projects Nigeria has undertaken in recent years. Data from all states were available on the portal, from school enrollment to the state of physical infrastructure to the student-teacher ratio. A mind-boggling quantum of data, made easy to understand, compare, and drive policy. The Nigeria Education Management Information System, designed by Ernst & Young, the company that developed a similar system in India, is a national treasure: robust yet simple. Sitting in that room, I watched evidence do what argument alone often cannot. Two figures stayed with me. The first was the gap between primary school enrolment and junior secondary enrolment. The drop is so wide that I found myself asking the obvious question: what happened to those children? Where did they go between Primary Six and JSS One? A generation appears to thin out between those two rungs, and we owe ourselves an honest answer. The second was the composition of JAMB candidates: fresh entrants versus repeat candidates. The ratio revealed an admission bottleneck I had not fully grasped. Too many qualified young Nigerians are queuing behind the same narrow gate, year after year. Suddenly, the Minister's policy direction on easing admission bottlenecks, which I had instinctively questioned, began to make sense to me. That is the power of credible, real-time data. It does not merely inform policy; it humbles assumptions. I am grateful to be contributing my own quota through the Nigeria Research and Education Network (NgREN). We have committed to delivering connectivity and digital services to tertiary institutions this year, and to extending similar infrastructure to secondary schools in 2027. What is happening in education may not yet dominate the headlines, but something important is taking shape quietly beneath the surface. Evidence is beginning to replace assertion. Data is starting to shape decisions. The question on my mind: If evidence can transform education governance, when will the rest of the government follow? Osita Chidoka 15 May 2026

@HBissalla @JAMBHQ @luka Dm me

@dera_eth5 @JAMBHQ Sir @Luka, @JAMBHQ the last time i when for the regularization i was told that they are still on 2017 to 2020 candidate, now i want to confirm if they've started for 2021 tilldate

UTME CHANGE OF INSTITUTION PROCESS ACTIVATED Candidates wishing to change their institution or programme of choice may now proceed to do so visiting any of the Board’s approved CBT. Applicants are advised to visit any accredited CBT centre to effect the changes.

@fullforce217 @JAMBHQ I told you to dm me from the Babcock community

@JAMBHQ What of date of birth?

@JuliethOnyngli @JambUpdategov @isolaonijaala @FabianB58246501 Can only be done at abuja

@JambUpdategov @isolaonijaala @FabianB58246501 Are you for real 🙏🙏 I mean correction of LGA of origin and name 🙏

UTME CHANGE OF INSTITUTION PROCESS ACTIVATED Candidates wishing to change their institution or programme of choice may now proceed to do so visiting any of the Board’s approved CBT. Applicants are advised to visit any accredited CBT centre to effect the changes. Furthermore, the printing of the original 2026 UTME result slip will commence on Monday, 18th May, 2026. Fabian Benjamin, Ph.D.

@Dominicandre01 @JAMBHQ Bro create online support ticket and tag them to your ticket id on the comment section

@JAMBHQ Dear @JAMBHQ support team Kindly assist me in dropping my UTME pin to enable me purchase DIRECT ENTRY PIN. Kindly find my details below Kindly contact me if there is any detail you require

@AMYMasty @JAMBHQ Dm

@JAMBHQ Pls jamb,I have not been able to register my direct entry jamb for 2026 over 2 months now! Or print out my previous jamb admission. jamb office ojora ikoyi,have not been able to resolve this..for 3 months now! Pls I'm a Nigeria citizen with major health issues

If you plan to take your mom out of poverty, repost this.

@bushiroh62478 @FabianB58246501 Dm me na jamb state office

@dera_eth5 @FabianB58246501 Please how can i register for it please sir I'm ready to do it

The Policy Meeting approved the following as the minimum tolerable admissible scores for the 2026 admission exercise: •Universities — 150 •Colleges of Nursing Sciences — 150 •Polytechnics — 100 Candidates seeking admission into Colleges of Education would no longer be required to sit for the UTME examination. Fabian Benjamin, Ph.D., OrgExpert

@HBissalla @JAMBHQ Do Regularization

@JAMBHQ @JAMBHQ please in respect of the jamb regularisation for those that already gained admission outside caps how can we be regularized now ?

@omimi_tejiri @JAMBHQ This thing stressed me, has it been resolved

@JAMBHQ kindly assist me. I graduated in 2024 and completed JAMB regularization. I was informed that admission offers have been released and I believe I may be among those offered admission. Unfortunately, I misplaced the phone number and email used during registration.

@ighosuakpo, please be aware that mock examination is to test our preparedness for the UTME, as such fewer centres are available for the exercise. Mock is no more available in Edo State, and your daughter might have been informed of the non-availability but insisted

@OzzyomaD @estherwithlove_ Go do bio data update

@estherwithlove_ Guy!!! Since last year April till now, my regularization never finalize. Jamb never give me admission still.

Jamb regularisation is another stress in this goddamn country

@Profitable_Pee @JAMBHQ It can only be done at abuja

@JAMBHQ @JAMBHQ please I am unable to process my jamb regularization for 2014....They claim that regularization for 2014 is not going. Kindly assist or give clarification if this is true and what can be done.

@bushiroh62478 @FabianB58246501 Better use 4k go apply for rescheduling

@FabianB58246501 Well done, Sir. I am among the candidates who could not sit for the UTME due to a system failure at our centre. We were promised a rescheduled examination, but up till now, no message has been received. Kindly assist us regarding this matter, Sir.

@Sandy43165829 @JAMBHQ Apply for rescheduling

@JAMBHQ My son has not still seen his results and he was not rescheduled for the mop up exam. What do we do?

The Heads of Tertiary Institutions in Nigeria had unanimously agreed that the Minimum Admissible Scores for admissions into Universities should be 150, Colleges of Nursing, 150, and Polytechnics, 100.

@mary7uazl @JAMBHQ Why can't you access it

@JAMBHQ @JAMBHQ Good morning i can't access my result please help me

@Davidegs0o @FabianB58246501 @JAMBHQ Dm me

@FabianB58246501 @JAMBHQ Please 🙏 my 2026 UTME system kept freezing and I lost time. I don’t want to lose this year because of a fault that wasn’t mine. Please consider me for mop-up. Reg No: 202660149722EE

JAMB EXTENDS SALE OF 2026 DIRECT ENTRY TO 8TH MAY As part of measures aimed at ensuring that no Direct Entry prospective candidate is denied the opportunity to access tertiary education in the country, the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has extended the sale of Direct Entry (DE) application documents to 8th May 2026 from the earlier closing date. In furtherance of its objective of expanding access to tertiary education, the Board had also approved five additional centres to register applicants for the Direct Entry exercise in areas with much pressure. The approved centres are: Centre for Open and Distance Learning (CODL), Mini Campus, University of Ilorin, Kwara State; Bells University of Technology, Km 8, Idiroko Road, Ota, Ogun State; Olabisi Onabanjo University, Centre 1, Ago-Iwoye, Ogun State; Prof. Usman E-Learning Centre, Federal College of Education (Special), Oyo, Oyo State; and Human Development Initiatives (Grace House), No. 2, Iwaya, Sabo, Opposite Onike Girls Junior High School, Onike, Lagos State (to commence operations from Thursday, 30th April 2026) Prospective candidates are once again reminded that the Board’s offices nationwide( Professional Registration Centres (PRCs) and Professional Testing Centres(PTCs) remain open for the ongoing 2026 Direct Entry registration. Fabian Benjamin, Ph.D., OrgExpert PCA, JAMB

@dhareh_d1 @somtodeyforyo Your size small😂

@somtodeyforyo “Why did you stop??” “I don’t mean stop!!” Man just confuse 😕

That’s how I fumbled on this girl, cuz I do it hard & she’s so good in bed but I fvcked up.😭 You go hear “do harder” “do it small small”, you guys don’t even knw what you want.🤦‍♂️