Deranga Chamali

@againstmafia420 @stats_feed lol, and then they wonder why not a single country in the entire bloody subcontinent can't stand their self proclaimed superior asses. Sad pieces of shit.

@stats_feed Indian Colony.

Guess sometimes when queens fight with whores, whores win. Especially in Sri Lanka.

Oh there u are.. I was worried when the timeline wasn't covered with a shitload of ur garbage memes. Guess we started the day late.

Well gazettes can get reversed, why not crowns 😂😂 Good job Caroline Jurie, love u more.

I probably need to be trained on social behavior. 😂 Just told my boss he's ugly and old. Infact he's like the 3rd boss I told that to. Surprisingly, none of them were upset. I'm thinking they were all probably cool, or..were trying to flirt, not sure which. Lol

Stupid bugger misspelling my name as Derange everytime. Not that i didn't notice, but meh!

Froggy leapt away. Didn't evn get to kiss. Sad thing.

Happy.

In a world where there are so many 'xyz' management workshops, I'd say it's a sad thing that there is none for bullshit management. You knw one that tells us which BS get priority.. how to deal one BS at a time.. kinda thing.

So, its that day of the year again 🐣

So I just got to know about this thing called Queen Bee Syndrome, which is quite interesting. If u r a female and u kp wondering y a certain bitch behaves like the bitch she is, towards u, for no apparent reason, I suggest u read up on this n learn how to deal with the situation.

I don't know it yet, but there's something i really like about Blake Lively. To a level that it feels wiered. 🙄

@dennislivera If u r exceeding it its not a quota ne... So fake 😋 hehe

@derangads Maybe, but I always believed getting the shape of “කොණ්ඩ කැවුම්" was the hardest 😀 I too have a quota, but it always increases with the excessive amount of party invitations 😀😀😀

Woo hoo! Just made my own very first batch of sri lankan oil cakes n it came out cool.. Ain't that an achievement. 😂

@dennislivera Dosi types, especially aluwa are the hardest cz a receipe can't tell u when to take it off the stove, n u r late 2 minutes, baam.. u are eating 'gal dosi' hehe. All the good bebas I knw hv a per week quota for drinking.. that way its more fun 😋

@derangads Oops “කැවුම්" 😀 You must be damn good by now, probably the hardest sweet to make 👍 Only after brain damage bottles came to the picture 😀😀😀

@dennislivera Kewum matz. I see u post way too many liquor bottles since recently.. Must hv got the brain damaged by now.. 😜

@derangads What’s “Oil Cake”? 🤷‍♂️

@dennislivera Hey, Happy birthday Denisovich 😋

Times I wish there were middle finger smiley on Facebook ☞ Anti-abortion movement raising donations! It's her effing choice you halfwits.

So i guess it's gonna be a void vote this time.