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Morgan Wallen makes music for balding white dudes that peaked in highschool

The post career LeBron documentary has the potential to be the most influential project of all time #kingjames

The fast-casual industry (specifically chipotle, cava, and some burger spots) really rip you off with avocado sides. Why am I paying 3$ for half an avocado or a scoop of guacamole when I could just go to Walmart and get myself an avocado for 70 cents. #avocado #thoughtoftheday

In another life I’m a 6’1” 4 year Tar Heel legend …

The Oxford comma should be mandatory.

@DevonsSermon Devon, my deepest admiration for how you don’t let material ideas such as “money” and “debt” stop you from guzzling down that golden nectar. #grit #devonoswald

Drinking things you couldn’t afford in places you can’t reach (there’s $300 in my bank account)

I like stone temple pilots creep better than Radiohead’s. What about you guys?

There is no human being to have ever lived better at there specific sport than Lionel Messi. GOAT of Goats #messi

Yall ever watch US military mission videos and just get fired the fuck up #usa #navyseals

@DevonsSermon I don’t fucking know Devon

@derekdinho5 When you see the flames of a candle flickering do you associate them with dancing freely or, on the contrary, desperately trying to escape its confines of a wick and glass?

Idk why but I’ve been craving chipotle hella recently . I used to kinda fuck with and want it once a month but now I been thinking about it 4 times a weeks. #chipotle #consumerintel

Other than maybe Tom Brady and Lionel Messi, is Steph Curry the most valuable player to a single organizations history ???

Medicine this, pills that. I’ll tell you the truth, the only thing man needs is a cold lager, the cart, and the outdoor boys. That cures more than any doctor ever could #healing

Jon Snow >

@DevonsSermon Devon. 4 marriages in 3 years, maybe if we focus on ourselves we wouldn’t still be at the freshman bars.

@derekdinho5 Checks out that your a Messi glazer and a chiefs fan… fag

I probably have thought about the 2022 World Cup final twice a week every week for the past 4 years. Nothing like World Cup football #worldcup

It’s a real shame I will never get to enjoy Redzone and chick fil a together

This nfl anyone can have any number thing a little out of control. I worry we never gonna see a new qb in any number but 6 or 19 again

5 years of loyalty to Mr. Kyle Pitts and the one time I bench him this happens …

Mount Rushmore of fiction 1. Red Dead Redemption II 2. The Shawshank Redemption 3. Game of Thrones 4. Good Will Hunting