Derek Groundsman

@CDGoode Too fast a pitch for the monners. I water ours in February #upthemonners #oneoutrugby

Jealous @derekgroundsman?

Good start to after training cake club. 4 cracking efforts but the win goes to Frasier! Good bit of fun for the lads and brilliant for team morale. @TheRugbyPod think this would be right up you’re street @AndyGoode10 #monners #cakeoff

@derekgroundsman Can't promise anything there mate 😂😂😂 xx

@middletona09 try not to fall over today I’ve heard you’ve had a very good Christmas, and possible a high chance of you making rather large potholes on my pitches today #blackhole #manhole #prop

@jamhillson have a word for me please??

Local derby today, make sure you’ve got firm ground boots as Blair and Drewy insisted on non stop training on the first team pitch #nooneknowsthesepitcheslikeme #noonelistenstodekka

Self acclaimed Drewster 'the legend' has been on the phone to me, and fancies his chances of the games going ahead this weekend.... Nobody knows these pitches like I do. #monnerderek #brayerwouldhavelistened @Brayer5 @OfficialDRFC

@Brayer5 Green with white lines on like the rest of the pitches? #grassismylife #wwbd

Up the wich

@OfficialDRFC @thinusdelport @TouchDRFC Shame I couldn't be there, heard it was a top night #messygits #poppadomseverywhere

@TouchDRFC Maybe a company car? Little one like fanos'? #compensating

@TouchDRFC Talk to me.... #howmuch #williberich #breanorbarbados

@TouchDRFC Drewster is the legend I suppose #drewster #drewsterthelegend #alwayssunny

AGM tonight. Possibly a payrise? #ilovegrass

Day off tomorrow... Anything going on?

@TarletonRugby @TalkRugbyUnion @OfficialDRFC Bobby Scott Walker, Peter Knight and Charlie Wilkinson

It was my pitch what done it #drfcwinning #bowlinggreen #grass #betterthantwickers

#fuckyea #drewster #drewsterthelegend

@TouchDRFC Just one spray of Fabreze would freshen up your blouses #nodirt #nosweat #girls