Derek Hatchard

Well, @weathernetwork, your awkward layout changes have driven me into the arms of weather.gc.ca for my 7-day forecast bookmark

@eddiebauer Your email marketing in Canada is out of control. Brand loyalty kept me subscribed thinking you'd get this fixed but I'm tired of deleting multiple emails PER DAY. Unsubscribed. cc @timbantle

@Kunky What @Kunky said.

It was a pleasure to speak with Derek on his podcast about managing remote teams, and my career as a Fractional CTO. Thanks for having me 🙌

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Automate all the things!

A Short Walk To Pluto (@ASWTPOfficial) drops their stunning cover of "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" by @tearsforfears // itsallindie.com/2024/03/a-shor… // #NewMusic //

Cartoon for Mar 5th, 2024

@jefferydhughes Love it! In other news: I wasn't thinking about your peanut butter pizza and now I'll be thinking about it all day.

I once received a cease-and-desist order from a large pizza chain. I didn't have a marketing budget so I had to get creative. On the sign in our parking lot, I had written "We accept "company's name" coupons." My competitor was paying for the printing and distribution of the flyers, But instead of customers using them at their restaurant they were using them at mine! The order said that I had to stop using their name on my sign. No problem. The sign was changed to read: WE ACCEPT ALL PIZZA COUPONS Problem solved, we now took all of our competitors' coupons, and we didn't spend anything on marketing.

@TheFwordNB Any day you make it to a store with reusable bags and a list followed by leaving with roughly the things you intended to buy earns enough Adulting Points ™️ that you're not required to feed your children nor do dishes for at least 36 hours. It's in the rulebook.

It's annoying how good this is. I wish I'd written it.

@RayDoesData gross

@jefferydhughes @RobertMayer So much Gilmore Girls at our house too - with New Girl as a palate cleanser

@RobertMayer I wish I could get them into Lost. My daughters have been watching Gilmore Girls on repeat for 3 years!

My 18-year-old is annoyed the Netflix shows a recap before the episode. My daughter. When I was your age we needed that recap to remember what happened last week. Can you imagine watching a show like Lost, without a “previously on Lost” intro? #bingewatching

OMG this is brilliant. This woman put her tech skills to use to troll VA Gov. Glenn Youngkin over a tipline he put up to report CRT. Her talk will give you life. twitter.com/KeneAkers/stat…

@comforteagle presumably buried in a plate of nachos but possibly at the bottom of a pint of vanilla bean ice cream

@AnkerOfficial Can you recommend a compatible cable with a right-angle end for my PowerExpand 9-in-1 USB-C PD Dock?

@AndrewOfYFC Have you watched The Bear yet? Because it’s worthy of a binge

Alright twitter, movie suggestions? Wife is off at a scrapbooking retreat (yah that’s a thing) and kids are doing their own thing so I’m settling in with the fur kids and a bottle of wine.

The Lee Valley Tools Christmas catalog hits the same spot in my brain as flipping through the Sears Wish Book as a child Can’t help but say “Cool” every few pages A lot of stuff I don’t really want but is fun to imagine

@mijustin 💯

I requested 60 full size bars but 72 were purchased. We had 23 trick or treaters. # of Hershey’s Almond selected: 0 # of Snickers selected: 0 Number of Crunchie bars I will eat: all of them! 🎃