Derek Hatchard

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Derek Hatchard

Derek Hatchard

@derekhat

East coast 🇨🇦 Software engineering at Salesforce. BBQ fan. Writer / curator of https://t.co/dr5uQnQRS9

Fredericton, NB, Canada Katılım Şubat 2008
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Derek Hatchard
Derek Hatchard@derekhat·
@eddiebauer Your email marketing in Canada is out of control. Brand loyalty kept me subscribed thinking you'd get this fixed but I'm tired of deleting multiple emails PER DAY. Unsubscribed. cc @timbantle
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Work Chronicles@_workchronicles·
Automate all the things!
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de Adder Canada
de Adder Canada@deAdderCanada·
Cartoon for Mar 5th, 2024
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@jefferydhughes Love it! In other news: I wasn't thinking about your peanut butter pizza and now I'll be thinking about it all day.
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Jeff Hughes@jefferydhughes·
I once received a cease-and-desist order from a large pizza chain. I didn't have a marketing budget so I had to get creative. On the sign in our parking lot, I had written "We accept "company's name" coupons." My competitor was paying for the printing and distribution of the flyers, But instead of customers using them at their restaurant they were using them at mine! The order said that I had to stop using their name on my sign. No problem. The sign was changed to read: WE ACCEPT ALL PIZZA COUPONS Problem solved, we now took all of our competitors' coupons, and we didn't spend anything on marketing.
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Derek Hatchard@derekhat·
@TheFwordNB Any day you make it to a store with reusable bags and a list followed by leaving with roughly the things you intended to buy earns enough Adulting Points ™️ that you're not required to feed your children nor do dishes for at least 36 hours. It's in the rulebook.
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Jeff Hughes@jefferydhughes·
@RobertMayer I wish I could get them into Lost. My daughters have been watching Gilmore Girls on repeat for 3 years!
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Jeff Hughes@jefferydhughes·
My 18-year-old is annoyed the Netflix shows a recap before the episode. My daughter. When I was your age we needed that recap to remember what happened last week. Can you imagine watching a show like Lost, without a “previously on Lost” intro? #bingewatching
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Victoria Brownworth@VABVOX·
OMG this is brilliant. This woman put her tech skills to use to troll VA Gov. Glenn Youngkin over a tipline he put up to report CRT. Her talk will give you life. twitter.com/KeneAkers/stat…
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@comforteagle presumably buried in a plate of nachos but possibly at the bottom of a pint of vanilla bean ice cream
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Derek Hatchard@derekhat·
@AnkerOfficial Can you recommend a compatible cable with a right-angle end for my PowerExpand 9-in-1 USB-C PD Dock?
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Gryff & Lily’s Dad | 🍻🐐🍻
Alright twitter, movie suggestions? Wife is off at a scrapbooking retreat (yah that’s a thing) and kids are doing their own thing so I’m settling in with the fur kids and a bottle of wine.
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Derek Hatchard@derekhat·
The Lee Valley Tools Christmas catalog hits the same spot in my brain as flipping through the Sears Wish Book as a child Can’t help but say “Cool” every few pages A lot of stuff I don’t really want but is fun to imagine
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Derek Hatchard@derekhat·
I requested 60 full size bars but 72 were purchased. We had 23 trick or treaters. # of Hershey’s Almond selected: 0 # of Snickers selected: 0 Number of Crunchie bars I will eat: all of them! 🎃
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