homophobic derek's wooden axe

[ #rkgk ] jk.

@Ravscks lol

@dereksaxe CAN U STOP REACTING MY MESSAGE WHEN I'M NOT AROUND, I WAS SPINNING GAY SHIP TROPE OCS WITH MY FRIEND, DIE AND BURN IN HELL

🪓🧵 (get it? ask thread?)

@phocidaeseals no

@dereksaxe Is this canibalism

wood shavings

#askaxe o'clock

@homophobicpaxe lol

@dereksaxe yes YOU piss me off

oh I'm sure

@homophobicpaxe this shit piss me off you piss me off this shit piss me off

@dereksaxe ts pmo u pmo ts pmo

@homophobicpaxe yes

@dereksaxe Did you HAVE to screenshot?

@mydearaves I don't have hands

heh. bartender axe. heh.

@phocidaeseals e-pick?

@dereksaxe epick

@mydearaves bears can't digest wood

@dereksaxe awesome. perfect timing my baby was getting hungry

@mydearaves up where

@mydearaves okay

@dereksaxe oh do u want to get mauled by mine

@mydearaves I love bears

@dereksaxe Sorry that was my pet bear

@mydearaves where

@dereksaxe Yk what under there

@mydearaves who?

@dereksaxe #whodat up there