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dadthederek

@derekthechilton

dad/he/him. church of the dropouts, losers, sinners, failures, fools. music @ Ridgewood (not that kind of) Baptist. co-host @theobourbon1. opinions are my own.

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Don’t be so caught up with the etiquette of Gods table that you forget who is invited to it
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Friday nights are for comfort watching Insidious with anytizers and pizza rolls in the oven. Or is it a call for help idk.
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What if they got rid of the badly written jokes and let the winners talk? Could be cool.
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Just an insanely cool performance all around
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dadthederek@derekthechilton·
BRITTANY HOWARD SUPREMECY
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Well I just caught a ghost opening a door on my church livestream
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Upon this rewatch of Hercules, if they ever did do a live action remake I believe the only person who could replace James Woods as Hades is John Mulaney.
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Wife from the bedroom: “JESUS CHRIST” Me: “what are you okay???!!!” Wife: “just doing Pilates…” Me:
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dadthederek@derekthechilton·
@Danzone85 Stopped watching after about 2 mins into the second half and turned on X Files.
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This was one of those “I need a good tv series” loses.
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We are watching in real time how easy it was to stare Jesus in the face and still not choose him. Just deny reality, don’t believe your own eyes, it wasnt murder, the video doesn’t matter, listen to the state! They’ll tell you what’s right. Choose Barabbas. 2/2
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dadthederek@derekthechilton·
I used to hear pastors/ministers ask the question, “how could the people In scripture who were around Jesus not realize how great he was? How could the disciples lose faith so easily?! If only we could have been right in front of him our faith would be so much better! 1/2
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dadthederek@derekthechilton·
@LvilleSprtsLive As someone who herniated a lower lumbar disk 3 times at 28 years old I wonder if he has a degenerative disc. Hereditary thing. Shows up in random spasms and sharp pain in random moments while active or doing absolutely nothing. Could be an injury or just bad luck with that.
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The main takeaway from the ending of Stranger Things… Derek’s rule the world.
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@nypost Lemmiwinks was the hero we needed in a time of great peril
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Judging by how things are going there will be at least ONE fun thing about the UofL vs UK football game… there might be a generational fist fight.
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