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Katılım Aralık 2023
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@CBHeresy You don’t need to post every fictional conversation you have with yourself to the internet
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Frank McCormick@CBHeresy·
Chud last week: “You’re a n*gger! You gonna chimp out, n*gger?!” Chud today: “T-t-t-t-t-thank you s-s-s-s-s-sir… I promise not to ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chimp out. No sir. N-n-n-n-not me. I’ll be on my b-b-b-b-b-best behavior.”
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@d33rfemme Tired of queer cinema. Periodt.
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@acnewsitics Imagine thinking someone is “rich enough to end world hunger.”
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Alex Cole@acnewsitics·
Imagine being rich enough to end world hunger but what really bothers you is black actors being casted in movies based on fiction and mythology.
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@flowzki How skinny is you? 105 lbs Mmmmmmmm *cock roaring.* You’re a pig
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🎃🥝kiwi@frikkoalas·
@hellspatisserie Jerk off without porn, jerk off to her pictures, jerk off to memories with her just like don't jerk off to random women that would make her insecure if she saw you talking to them in a bar.
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derp@derpfed·
@CamKolBergh02C “Acting like men don’t wait for girls to become legal adults before pursuing them romantically is certainly a stance to take.”
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@Amina_io Just call them insecure and move on to the next, just like women do to men who have standards 🤷‍♂️
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Amina@Amina_io·
I think Zoomer women hate porn because it makes them feel bad. sure, some of them probably read Andrea Dworkin or whatever, but a lot of it is just insecurity. and the insecurity is irrational. your bf isn't going to leave you for the sexy lady from the video. but our modern culture has a low tolerance for irrationality. so it ends up with this weird intellectualization of emotions.
Lizzie Marbach@LizzieMarbach

Boyfriend admits to watching porn “like a week ago.” 🤮 then gets offended when she says that’s “gross.” Ladies, a guy using porn IS cheating and you should not tolerate it. Men should also have the same intolerance for women reading smutty books.

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skylar 🇵🇸 🇻🇦@skylarokane·
@PanderShirts yes. men who watch porn are more likely to abuse their partner, have unrealistic expectations, think assault is ok, etc. porn is mentioned in the legal paperwork of half of divorces. it’s women protecting themselves, and why do you give a fuck anyway.
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derp@derpfed·
@ATLCWorker That’s the problem with your side you just keep asking the children to lead you on issues.
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Russell@ATLCWorker·
We’re all born Socialists until they try to indoctrinate you. Just ask a child if everyone deserves food and shelter.
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@GianmarcoSoresi The snarky pretentiousness of this tweet is crazzzzzy
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gianmarco@GianmarcoSoresi·
It’s not something you’d necessarily notice unless you run a podcast or whatnot, but random motherfuckers on the internet always got a lot more feedback when the guest is a woman
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derp@derpfed·
@emmasarchivee I just love knowing that this tweet was written by an Indian man in a sweatshop in New Delhi so he can buy food today
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menstrual blood is the only blood not spilled in violence, yet it is the blood that society is most disgusted by.
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derp@derpfed·
@penandjen God forbid a woman just keep them off the internet for once
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jen@penandjen·
god forbid a neuroscientist have boobs and a body
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derp@derpfed·
@LUTTI_x It’s all gross icky rapey men though no thanks sister eww 💅
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ti.@LUTTI_x·
I love illegal immigration get tf in here girl 😛
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maddyy@localsweety·
@AliStachs you do realize I'm only wearing it for myself right?
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maddyy@localsweety·
none of my swimsuits will be family friendly this summer, teach ur son about baddies
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@ProphetOfKek117 I’ve always treated random gay people like this? I see it all the time from other hets so I just thought it was normal? Omg I’m so sorry 😞
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derp@derpfed·
@backlessdress26 @BlaqueMiqueToo Keep that same energy for the gays 👏🏿 I wasn’t born attracted to other men it was the media I swear!
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🫧@backlessdress26·
@BlaqueMiqueToo sure, you loved them from the moment you were born because boobs equaled milk! but i promise, like it or not, the reason you find them sexually appealing today is because of the media you’ve been fed and the way they’re discussed.
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🫧@backlessdress26·
but a man’s erect dick print is not the equivalent of a woman’s nipples. his nipples are
nazzo@nazzobetweeting

@316Kenzie if a man’s erect dick print is visible through his pants at work that would also be inappropriate idk what to tell you

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@wynrosei I don’t care who it reflects on dumb bitch we’re trying to help YOU!
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So... just so we're clear... you want me to be afraid of trans women in the women's bathroom because they might be cis men pretending so they can assault women and children... and you think this reflects on... trans women... and not on cis men? Do I have this correct?
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ara 🫧 up to no good@toxicyaoiceo·
@tertaku143 @m1tskui hetslop isn’t hating on het ships in general, it’s hating on bad het ships. hence the words hetgem, yaoigem, yaoislop, yurigem, and yurislop. you straight people get so defensive over nothing.
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ٍ@m1tskui·
LITERALLY I CANT TAKE MY EYES OFF HER BOOBS
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ara 🫧 up to no good@toxicyaoiceo·
@m1tskui wtf do you mean this isn’t yuri and it’s actually hetslop incest i’m literally kms
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derp@derpfed·
@ma1ybe Well that’s alright
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