Derren Brown

Feel like getting some work done...and so will be sitting down until the feeling passes

Very sad to here Jason has left the One Show (Sad face) Look it is really sad.....

@numberx1xgirl xxx

@ZoeRoxby You are a sexy minx!

@scott_mills Has he really?

I have always fancied Andy Nyman x

Wow I have some followers. This is very cool lol

Look at my profile pic.. My face is made of rubber! God dam it

Bet your ass I'm on Twitter! In fact, Twitter is the perfect thing to do while sitting on *my* ass... lol

Everything DEFINITELY just tasted purple for a moment there. Or maybe blue!

I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious :)

God I love being Derren brown! :)