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BREAKING NEWS: Top U.S. Nuclear Chief Caught LEAKING Sensitive National Security Information to Stranger, Reveals Army Chemist Was Exposed to U.S. Chemical Nerve Agent, Confirms U.S. Strike Killed Children in Iran, Discloses U.S. Plans to ‘Kill Iran’s New Supreme Leader’ “If he [Mojtaba Khamenei] doesn't change his ways, yeah, they're [United States] going to kill him.” “The easiest way to get intelligence…send a pretty girl, talk to the guy…I have to resist your eyes.” “Your eyes have mesmerized me so much…Almost like you're an intelligence.” Andrew Hugg, a U.S. Chief of Chemical Nuclear Surety, was caught on hidden camera casually revealing sensitive information to a stranger in a public restaurant. Andrew Hugg, Chief of Chemical Nuclear Surety, in charge of nuclear and chemical safety was caught on hidden camera releasing information regarding the U.S. Nuclear Information. He claims the U.S. still possesses nerve agents and says a U.S. Army chemist recently died from exposure. He also acknowledges U.S. airstrikes have killed children in Iran, calling it “collateral damage,” and revealed to the journalist how nuclear launch decisions are made in real time. Hugg described how the United States could assassinate Iran’s next leader if he “doesn’t change,” while admitting the U.S. has no plans to use nuclear weapons: “We’re not going to nuke anybody.” All of this was casually revealed to an undercover journalist in a restaurant. This raises serious questions about this official's judgment, security, and what’s really happening behind closed doors. We have reached out to the Pentagon and U.S. Army for comment and they are working on a response. @USArmy @DeptofWar

Will update you all tomorrow.

🔥🚨BREAKING: James O’ Keefe just announced that the police just went into his office and confiscated every firearm he has.

We have video of the police confiscating the firearms from me. Footage will be released tomorrow.

✠ Be An Extremist ✠

@actually_x @animalkyat AKA, the Timberdoodle.

@animalkyat Those are American woodcocks! Some of the funniest birds out there. Have you heard what they sound like? Not sure how it’ll show up in Japanese, but they basically sound like: “MEEP!” … “MEEP!” … “MEEP!” I wish I had a clip at the ready to show it.

まじでそういうのいいから早く渡ってくれ…

@Panch0014972716 @Yugiman101 Only the Crimson Fucker knows.

@derrick_blessel @Yugiman101 Or is it?

The police just came to my office and confiscated all my firearms. Just happened.

Why do they seem so eerily similar?

Tax cat helps you keep 100% of your income

Aujourd'hui pour la première fois de ma carrière, j ai été attaquée par une bête féroce qui a visé direct la jugulaire et ne voulait pas lâcher malgré plusieurs minutes de lutte acharnée Je ne sais pas encore si je vais me remettre d un tel traumatisme 😥

The “teens” are at it again.

I'm becoming terrified of frogs

@TimmyG_60610 You “went off” to 150 listeners? Enjoy being ratioed by moldy bread

She sucked him dry 😭😭