Descayote 🔜 MEGAPLEX

My Socials! >Instagram - @/descayote >Discord - @/descayote >E-Mail - Descayote5187@gmail.com >Twitch - twitch.tv/descayote >IRL - either the flightline or DFAC Uhhhh I think that's all, thanks for looking!

@GinTonicYote FUCK YEAH BULDAK!!!

@descayote Hell yeah!

The drunk yote needs more ramen

@Ellis_Snek I'm not gonna lie that actually sounds so good rn do you use the seasoning or no?

@descayote Dry Ramen with mustard

If you're a brick of ramen and in my vicinity while I'm drunk you ought to be HELLA scared

@Doggler__ I do I do I do :3 it is my curse to be a yotefag on furry twitter

@descayote You wish, yotefag smhhhh

BTW if we're oomfs you gotta show me your cock. Sorry them's the rules

@paper_gabriel08 We love our oomfs 🫶

@descayote Aww x3

I love you all honestly and wish I could hug you allll!

@Ark_T0ast_ I was almost gawking on that crazy bred you know what I mean?

@descayote Just guck it

I WANT LITTRLE CEASARS GUCK THE CUTTTTT

@zukocutie_MN Too late! Now I smell clean and fresh and wholly unyotelike

@descayote NONONO THIS ISNT LIKE YOU STOP NONONONO

Brb showering

@stevefoxwick @oohhhhbilly Thigh-highs then, yeah?

@descayote @oohhhhbilly Nooooooo! It's 10x gayer with socks on.

My hb being with me may stop me from being a major fucking faggot at Megaplex ngl cause he still thinks I'm straight

@X_5085 Wait were you there for that 😭

@descayote Dawg there’s no way your drunk post are as bad as having to literally carry you home

To everyone I met at FWA- y'all aren't ready for tonight's drunkposting

@Xraccbrisket DUDE I SHOULD'VE I WANTED TO SEE SO MNY OOMFS

@descayote WHY DIDNT YOU SEE MEEEE

@Beastserifstar Oh damn 3: never meet your heroes I guess

That awkward moment when you want to commission a suit and your dream maker opens a slot

@ShotYeen Nono! For like sfw reasons

@descayote no

I should get a harness

@DATDUMBYOTE STOPPPP I CANTTTTT

@descayote Stuffed crust

@Noisey_Crickket It is :3 also my sink doesn't have any way to close the drain 😭

@descayote Excellent, that’s so much better than submerging the entire thing in water

You think my coworkers will clock me as a furry for having oomf on my bottle???

@Yoteperson Ordering a pizza to your house/apartment/den right now

@descayote You should give me food

@GinTonicYote Shhh don't tell!

@descayote Yote hugs often result in missing wallets

@Beastserifstar Noon is traveling far and wide!

@descayote Wild nooner

@Happy_fish8429 @Walmart Huh, I figured they were just a placeholder till you get something better lmao. Though my buddy's been trusting his life with harbor freight jack stands for the better part of a decade

@descayote @Walmart They’re not, I work at Deere and they’re just as good as snapon or Matco and half the price

Dawg have you ever heard of this happening though? Like under relatively ZERO pressure this bit just snapped in THREE places??? @walmart explain???

@oohhhhbilly @Yoteperson You mean I will become a popufur if I post dih?

@descayote @Yoteperson He thinks he will lose followers. oh you sweet summer child

Don't be horny on main don't be horny on main don't be horny on main

@Daggy_x3 89 -your favorite alcoholic yote

@descayote 😭

Fuck. I'M DRUMK!!!Amazon loy happm3d but zi'm örabimg or t9.öppt!. Deflmlteäx a.wa zj wörfy 89

@Noisey_Crickket I fill it like 25%with soapy water, shake it around and use a sponge where I can, then I use the sponge to wash the lid thoroughly and we're good!

@descayote Tell me how do you clean a water bottle like that so I can upgrade from my Gatorade water bottle