Deserted 🇩🇰🇧🇻🇸🇪

Just spreading joy at the bus stop

@8thalpini Things take time. Just focus on being safe, rather than rushing

@deser_deserted No one is ever interested in me

I think I might be alone forever

Don't do this unless you wanna get bit back You've been warned

@normalgirl113 Knowledge gap relationship >>

@niclucylife Isn't it supposed to be like 12 feet long?

made a Scooby sandwich

@svvnmermaid I should avoid eye contact

Just spreading joy at the bus stop

Goodnight to the lads only!

@svvnmermaid You don't even mean it!

Note to self. Don't tell a woman goodnight

@niclucylife Exactly. After some drinks

I was once a person against cigs, but once in a while ONE is good

@iberianymph Sangria bf*

negroni bf x sangría gf

@lovesickwillow Hahahaha So odd 😂

@deser_deserted I guess some of my cats beans, but that's the only acceptable black colour in my house

Why do women hate turquoise?

@Bird16Surfing @Rosencrantz_J 👆🏻

@Rosencrantz_J Polisstat eller återvandring? Jag föredrar det sistnämnda.

Nytt vallöfte från Moderaterna Vi vill fördubbla antalet poliskameror till 10 000 senast 2029. Detta skulle bli en tiodubbling på sju år från den tidigare S-regeringens 900 kameror. Det en fråga om rättvisa. Att ansträngning ska löna sig och brott straffa sig.

@uponlilypads There has to be a champion

@deser_deserted All of my tweets are great ahem

I think too many people have thoughts

@lovesickwillow Interesting 😆 Anything else?

@deser_deserted I avoid it like the plague. I don't own anything black except my camera

@Fendigooner 👀🤠

@caribbeangoldie Ungrateful!

@deser_deserted Espero que se derrame toda la comida al suelo y pidamos a domicilio