DesertEagle 🛫
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DesertEagle 🛫
@desertbirdgun
Closer to dessert than desert.
Katılım Kasım 2018
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@CamWalsh27 I just finished Succession's last three episodes, so I would put GoT behind that and BrBa.
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@MemesUpMyAss "Mark my words, Paul Dano. If you don't shut your trap about the money, THERE WILL BE BLOOD."
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“The serpent’s story is in there” is a Cormac McCarthy line. I will not be taking questions.
dolo@doloyeung
My father never accepted Yoshi's addition to the Mario series only ever referring to him as "The Serpent". "The Serpent is at best a tool not a character", he'd say. One Christmas I asked for Yoshi's Story and instead received a bible. "The Serpent's story is in there", he said
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@FelixFan03 @AezzieUwU Mitt Romney vs. Barack Obama — Epic Rap Battles of History!
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@roshiajinjp @FuentesUpdates Are you making a Peterson-esque poem?
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@MichaelFususupu We need Michael Protestant, wherever you are. Complete the trilogy!
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Because she's George W Bush. These books were written in the 2000s
🧚@paloma_datgirl
If Daenerys freed slaves… why did so many people still hate her?
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What if no country takes them in? What if they are forced to spend the rest of their lives on a gay cruise, sailing the oceans without end like some sort of eternal gay ghost pirate ship?
Brad Polumbo@brad_polumbo
This gay cruise keeps getting turned away from Muslim countries, and the passengers are shocked and outraged by it. I'm sorry, but this is objectively hilarious.
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@OrwellNGoode I was looking for a job, and then I found a job. Now heaven knows I'm miserable now.
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