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every dog on earth is analogous to a specific dessert, and it’s our role as humans to figure out which one

if you still in the year of our lord 2025 eat farmed animals, I am extremely uninterested in any of your political views on anything but ESPECIALLY on my Spotify wrapped 😇

tf is "joose" and how do you pronounce it? I refuse to google this

Hallowe'en on a Friday night vs #GameSix of the #WorldSeries    ...just another skirmish in the forever-war btwn Goths and Jocks

I don't want a whole order of fries, but I do want like 4 or 6 fries; why can't we buy fries like we do Timbits

@alexbierk absolutely! build up not out! ptbo is a grown ass city, it needs to start behaving like one. why even give NIMBYs and their pandering, re-election preoccupied councillors a platform to speak against solutions to our community’s housing crisis?

Peterborough residents: City staff are proposing changes that could allow taller buildings (up to 15 storeys in some areas) without Council approval or public consultation ~ Do you think height restrictions should be lifted this way? I know where I stand — but, I want to hear from you: Let me know your thoughts!

mushrooms come from the earth (scary, plotting against you, would only benefit from your death), lsd was invented by an innocent man

On this day 133 years ago professor JRR Tolkien was born! Following the tradition set by @TolkienSociety at 9pm your time raise a glass and toast, "The Professor!" #tolkienbirthdaytoast

spending the day after mostly the same as any other: tending to my plants and pets, because even the most oppressed and disenfranchised American has more rights and privileges than any tree, dog, pig, river, salmon, or mountain.

drinking several excellent Quebec beers in a public seating area on a street in Montreal last wknd VS getting yelled at for a Mike’s Hard Lemonade in a travel mug at a free concert in a park in Ontario tnight…honestly can’t say which I prefer

is a smoothie ever not a total waste of money?

I’m working so much that I missed Kissinger Is Dead Day on twitter dot com, who even am I anymore

Nature photographer of the year 2023 – the winning images #img-9" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">theguardian.com/environment/ga…

A cigarette is kind of like a beer that wakes you up and you can have it any time of day

november 1 is all saints day sooo.....here they are!!

nothing in the world will make you feel quite so drunk and stupid as struggling for like four minutes to find the end of a fresh roll of toilet paper

@quillpearson WHAT why

Noooooooooo

Congrats to 128 Grazer, our 2023 #FatBearWeek champion! 🥳 Though unaware of her title in this imaginary contest, her success is real! For bears, fat = success, & she's set up well for winter. We had a record-shattering 1,382,783 votes! There's so much love for our bears! ❤️