Desh ☀️

i wonder what kinda shit i’m up to in the parallel universe right now

I stopped talking because I started sounding like a philosopher and nobody tryna hear that 24/7 Imao

@StreetFightsHQ This so trash omg

Lil Baby is the perfect example of what happens when you’ve got nothing but yes men around you 😭

@VoyagersRevenge We need some more info soon

We are playing GRAND THEFT AUTO VI in 7 months. November 19, 2026

this is the entire summary of the book atomic habits

@mattrife @RMistereggen We love you MATT! Come back soon please! Loved your show!

@RMistereggen Yeah, THIS guy knows comedy 😂😂😂 Oslo was one of my favorite shows ever

The Norwegian state media is apparently deeply offended by @mattrife’s comedy. They just ran a review calling it “Totalhavari”, a complete disaster, and find th fact that he can make a living of comedy “just as mysterious as an Agatha Christie novel.” 🤡 You can’t make humourless people laugh, that’s not Matt’s fault. The only actual “totalhavari” here is NRK’s lack of humor. At this point, NRK’s idea of comedy is just calling anyone who disagrees with them a Nazi and patting themselves on the back for being “edgy.” Matt Rife is out here selling out arenas with sharp, fearless stand-up, while Norway’s public broadcaster is still stuck in the “everyone I dislike is literally Hitler” era of “comedy.” Stay golden, Matt.

@solsilvanazb @homeyzash Same

@homeyzash If it were me, I would do this!

Guys what do I put here in the corner?

@RockstarGames @GTAGolden_ Kinda got a minor heart attack then I looked at the date

We want to thank you again for your patience and support. While the wait is a little longer, we are incredibly excited for players to experience the sprawling state of Leonida and a return to modern day Vice City.   Sincerely, Rockstar Games

Hi everyone, Grand Theft Auto VI will now release on Thursday, November 19, 2026. We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us to finish the game with the level of polish you have come to expect and deserve.

U become what you mock is the hardest life lesson ever

Baby just found out he a millionaire. I would've thrown up too.

People show up like this and wonder why no one takes them seriously

stay delusional, your win is coming

@jawan514 @asmazerd1 @THOMASCHALDEAN How old were you when you found out that you all are Jordanians? But lesser civilized and more terroristic 😜 your statement has no value at all btw

@asmazerd1 @deso2409 @THOMASCHALDEAN There is no such thing as Kurds. You’re Iranian 😂😂

Google has removed the Kurdistan Region’s border boundaries from Google Maps.

Higher paying jobs require degrees. Stop letting these people lie to you, education quite literally does matter. 😂

You need to be mediterraneanmaxxing Just living, basking in the sun everyday No constant sunscreen They walk everywhere, movement is key Meals are sacred, take your time No screens at the table, no distractions Bread here is real They know where their food is coming from Spring water in glass, no plastic Steak tartar, lamb, extra virgin olive oil They walk barefoot and rest Tutto passa

Stanford paid 35,000 people to quit Facebook and Instagram for 6 weeks Depression dropped. Anxiety dropped. Happiness went up. Women under 25 on Instagram saw the biggest gains That was 6 weeks. I'm going a full year.

And sadly Iraq is very very very much a shit hole these days

“The first written words started here” 📍Uruk, Iraq (Mesopotamia)

@ayekeeno All that audacity with that forehead???

Malika Haqq describes her DREAM MAN to Khloé Kardashian 👀 - Looks like George Clooney/Richard Gere - Significantly older - Eats dinner at 4:30 and goes to bed at 6:00 - Names a Yacht after her