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Found out the unbreakable dishes by Corelle are in fact breakable if you drop a vacuum cleaner on them. I was moving some boxes around and the vacuum landed right on top of a stack of bowls. Amazingly it only broke one

@elizabethpipko The expression on her face is saying "You peasants actually live here?"

This will never not be funny

Brought the tiller out and got the raised garden beds prepped and ready. Just started putting in the first plants!

@ergue27 We definitely did not do this on any of my outdoor adventures. Looks like I've been doing it wrong!

"El juego de la soga", del pintor ruso Nikolái Petróvich Bogdanov-Belsky (1868-1945).

Been doing a bunch of organizing and rearranging. Don't have any room yet for my desk so I made a makeshift one to put my computer. Very compact setup!

Tonight we were having an employee party at the park. I put a couple tickets in for a raffle and ended up winning a portable Bluetooth speaker. Very cool!

@Oceanbreeze473 Nope. First look at those and I knew I didn't want one. Think they're rather ugly

Anyone else get tricked into dropping $300 on a school ring that sits in a drawer?

@Watchman_motto My parents bought a brand new grandfather clock kinda like this in the 90s. It's still ticking and looks the same as when they got it. However, pretty sure none of my siblings have any interest in it

Pro tip. You can find grandfather clocks all day long on FB marketplace for like $150 or less. Even really nice ones. My guess is that boomers are dying or being put in homes and their kids don’t want them for some reason.

Got invited to a barbecue that our facilities team was doing tonight at the park. Lots of food and first time trying a loaded Modelo. Good stuff!

Just got this bottle of sriracha stuck in the elevator door. I tried to stop it with the bottle and the door clamped down on it and wouldn't let go 😂 Could only get it out by yanking on it hard. Not my brightest idea!

@washghost1 I'll take the dark and dated look over this. That turned out terrible

Had a bunch of extra cable left over from straightening it out in the yard. Called the utility company and they came out today to shorten it up for me. Looks a lot better now that I got the rest done!

The grass is getting its first mowing ever since I planted it in the fall

@justinboldaji "Come on, get in, let's go...pwah!" With a night like that, I'd be bragging too

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

@yeMikeSmith It's always nice when a friend comes to pay a visit

Not my house but I know my way around

Yesterday I got injured and hurt myself from falling. I finally came up with the idea to use the hot tub at the gym to help relieve my muscles. Well just my luck...

@AdaLluch I'm living in the wrong city

I've been starting to notice that I work with a bunch of goofballs. Today one of the cleaning guys was casually walking to the women's restroom. I said "What are you doing? You can't go in there, you're not a girl." He then responded in a high voice squealing "I am today!" 😂

Got hooked up with a new pair of ski boots. The previous ones were too big and my feet were moving around inside. These are pretty nice!

Just got my hair cut this morning and the hairstylist was hilarious. I asked her what haircuts for guys are popular right now. One of them she mentioned is the broccoli cut. She said it's the kind that looks like a lesbian grandma 😂 That couldn't be more accurate!