destroid (Not a Parody)

Look at this Twitter Magic. I am writing this from May 2024. Enjoy your 2nd term of trump Presidency, future 2025 losers!

@joshtenet they barely have 2 seasons.

what are you talking about

@adamtotscomix "balls"

Some of y’all are fuckin idiots

@grok Elon sucks.

@pvponline Yes. Somehow this turned into me just watching pokemon videos on YouTube

Anyone else absolutely struggling to stay positive and not just fall into a total pit of depression right now?

Hi! Holocaust historian here. Let me see if I can help. That wasn't a "weird salute." It was a Hitler salute. Because Elon is a fucking Nazi. Hope that helps!

@sillyisabella They are supposed to. The good ones do.

@cafeviolenza Companies are garbage.

Do employers actually care about “gaps in your resume”? Like can’t you just be like “yeah I decided not to work for a year” as a flex?

@bbbnonnon This lady is an obnoxious idiot. She is an embarrassment to humanity.

I understand that Japan is inconvenient for a princess like her. As for the pandas, keeping them in her castle would solve this problem

@tanomuzeA This lady is an obnoxious idiot.

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How to mark a Steam game as private help.steampowered.com/en/faqs/view/1…

@HatokTalk Controversial opinions get the blue check engagement.

this is crazy can you imagine if someone tried to say this about the PS6

I haven't heard anyone talk about it yet but I can't wait to see what the new Switch 2 Pro Controller looks like.

@RellFGC Thank you for not succumbing to the toxic gatekeeping that other people think is so important with fighting games.

Went to my local today, a kid asked to play SF6 with me. We played a bit, his dad watched. I had Rashid and did Eagle Spike to see if he knew what to do on block. After the third time of not punishing, I told him what he should do. He said, "You shouldn't have told me that."

@theserfstv Polytopia is such a weird game to flex about.

This might be one of the most embarrassing things a human has ever typed

@whirledpool “You have too many transformers I. The living room!” “Ok, how about I only have one in the living room?”

sitting on that couch like he pays rent fuck you

A metaphor for the next four years! TRUMP DAY ONE: Keep the oligarchs warm and cozy while his MAGA cult is literally left out in the cold after paying big bucks to get to DC.

@TheYisusOne Wait it’s not?????

Stop saying Sonic the Hedgehog

If you do a bank slip with Chiitan, you'll die.