Chris Dawson

@dthrowdair @UAVVINAGIGGLE @retardmode @joeybeastmarket This shit made me laugh hahaha. Bro people were originally arguing that he never put food in his mouth, that it always cut away, and THAT is bullshit, this new swallowing thing, idk bro. Most edits aren’t going to sit there and focus on the host swallowing, the cut to him talking

@UAVVINAGIGGLE @detailtea @retardmode @joeybeastmarket If wanting to see Guy Fieri swallow hard makes me gay…. What has America come to

There is currently a conspiracy being uncovered which proves beyond reasonable doubt that Guy Fieri has never been filmed swallowing food in over a decade of television

@Pweach @retardmode @joeybeastmarket Look, the original clips I saw were that he NEVER put the food in his mouth, like the chopstick one or the bread one, and I get that shit looks sus, but he’s clearing putting a ton of food his mouth all over these clips, even double biting. Now arguing about swallowing is dumb

@detailtea @retardmode @joeybeastmarket Take a few more seconds and timestamp the part where he’s swallowing the food. Make it real easy for us.

@ayushthehipster @retardmode @joeybeastmarket Brother it’s the editing style of the time, it’s a show, they cut to him talking and reacting to the taste, who is going to edit him standing there chewing and swallow in the same clip, look at that shot where he doubles down on the sandwhich, he takes like 3 bites, you’re crazy

@detailtea @retardmode @joeybeastmarket Literally not a single full clip in that video of bite, chew, and swallow. It’s all cuts.

@retardmode @joeybeastmarket it took me 2 seconds to search youtube and find this video, where he is eating everything. clearly chewing, clearing putting food in his mouth. Yes I've seen the clip of nothing on the chopsticks. and clearly he doesn't eat everything, it's a show, youtu.be/qs5ThkqbE_w?si…

@joeybeastmarket the hot ones breakdown is what convinced me. he’s a complete fraud

@FantasyGalaxies Those of us who were the appropriate age didn’t give a shit about their opinions then, and we don’t now. They were wrong to hate the prequels and Disney is learning quick about how trash their sequel trilogy is.

I genuinely can't understand how the previous generation saw this in 2005 and said "this sucks"

@YourWaifu As someone who was there when this was going on, I never understood anyone who thought you should do this while a disc was spinning in it. lol

Its really funny that Microsoft made a feature involving tilting the xbox 360 considering that doing this destroys whatever game is in the console when you do it

@RadioShackUSA I used to need obscure cables and you were the only place I could get them, how else can I go from RCA to FireWire to VGA in 2 moves lol

my boss told me to “gently encourage people to check the website” so here i am: pls go check radioshack.com before i start crying

@wolfofx a group of Dad's who grew up playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater found their people.

A dad takes his son to a major skateboarding meet and assists him in grinding a rail. The crowd responds perfectly

@TimelineFCBarca It’s called hope for the best but plan for the worst, very common in the industry, because when you don’t have the shot and you’re losing light or your location, there’s nothing you can do.

The day Nike planned to spend the whole day filming an advertisement… But Ronaldinho got there and got it right on the first take. 🪄

@loonaonfilm Why should we give a shit about whether something is embarrassing in Korea? People we will never see or meet, whose opinions will affect us 0% This is such a stupid take. Try to mature enough to form your own opinion.

in korea is it embarrassing to be a kpop fan like its embarrassing in America to listen to like radio top 40 or something

@KeriA1776again You know what they don’t have? 350* crew capacity. Build all the damn ships you want, who’s gonna man them? This is such a stupid argument to make.

How do you make government contracting commercial? Change the standards.

@historyinmemes This clip will always piss me off because he's holding a marker and pointing at notes that don't exist when there's a whiteboard RIGHT THERE, that should have the actual notes on them and he could be writing them out and pointing at them instead of nothing....

South Park creators gave the greatest lesson on storytelling ever

@nikkithagod I made it through 5 minutes and I had to stop, there’s a legitimate case to be made for problematic men you should avoid, but between her “comedy” and annoying ass voice I was left just wondering why ANY man would actually want to date her?

Former #therapist Bree, who was once called out for her comments about her Black male clients, released a list of men that she no longer dates or deems worthy of anyone dating. Does she have a point here, or should she have sat this one out?

@screentime @GIBiz Nintendo is never getting me again, I bought the switch just to play TOTK only to find out it's the end of the system's lifespan and there's no DLC. bullshit. lol

Nintendo "Switch 2" is reportedly dropping in 2024, and will cost around $400 via @GIBiz

@jtimsuggs Please don’t post your opinions on Star Wars again, you clearly have shit taste. That was a terribly shot battle, poorly paced, and a complete waste of ILM design and technology. JJ shoving as much shit as he can on screen doesn’t make it “epic” it’s abusing Star Wars iconography

The Battle Of Exegol still remains one of the best battles in the entire Star Wars saga. It’s just as much fun as it is a symbolic bookend for the saga, the entire galaxy coming together to stand against tyranny. It’s not just a Rebellion or Resistance, it’s people within a galaxy far, far away.