piano cat incarnate

do not perceive me

@rkitchencels where are the slippers

i wish i could throw up so i could eat more #Food #HappyTuesday

ahh..!

jack abbott #Need #That

@ToonHive omg i saw this in theaters

15 years ago today, ‘HOP’ released in theaters. It’s the lowest grossing Illumination film ever.

How this whole life has felt

If you live in the midwest they make you have 3 kids with someone you went to high school with and you’re only allowed to vacation in Florida

Me right now

“The Difficulty of [Hiring] a Plain Girl,” from the Daily Mirror.

I perform funeral rites in my head for every dead animal on the side of the road I leave no one unburied

crowd tonight at the al jardine show was 70/30 old white people who grew up with the beach boys and autistic people with a brian wilson special interest

lowkey we are truman showing punch the monkey

im going to do everything i wanted im going to get a job im going to make a website im going to work out im going to cook a meal

bring back impossible sliders or i kiII myself in your restaurant @whitecastle

Drinking 5 beers and googling shit like ‘how mqny different cultures i. rhe world’