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@Lungah___ @kunenephindz @nakedinsurance Virgin Active, Black Tax, Liquid Death etc

@kunenephindz @nakedinsurance Why was this name even approved when this company was registered?

The @nakedinsurance adverts are really inappropriate for morning or afternoon slots when we are doing school runs. The ads are laden with sexual innuendo and completely inappropriate for young minds. This needs to be looked into. Why do you need sex to sell insurance?

@ItsAmahAdoma They are called fathers…don’t you have one? I got two!

Do such men exist? 🤔🫣🫵🏼

@ARIAREIGN180683 Marry me

I have never ran like that in my life before. Few weeks later my friend told me theyve reconciled that it was a misunderstanding I misunderstood her boyfriend and that I should forgive him. I felt like pun*hing her in the face I regretted ever going to telk her anything nd I've been minding my business since then

I remembered one time I caught my friends boyfriend cheating on her. I went and told her,and she asked me to follow her to go and confront him. When we got there we agreed to talk to him calmly, take her things that are there and break up with him then leave. But my friend got into the compound and started shouting, and insulting him,she asked me to join her I did as a supportive friend, this boy asked

@triiadxx Show me a man that talks about being a protector.

I think about this ALL THE TIME. Men talk about being protectors but in nature, it’s actually the women that do the protecting.

@elonmusk @smokeyposh This

@elonmusk Apartheid is an Afrikaans word meaning separateness, there can’t be apartheid 2.0 under a black government, it can only happen under a white government…know why? Because it’s only white people who want to separate themselves from other races.

If South Africa doesn’t change its super racist Apartheid 2.0 laws, the country must be sanctioned

@omgsidewalks Bro, you really think we ain’t try that? Bro, the more you make a woman need you the more rebellious she is, the more you treat her soft she wants to get hard! Baby her and see her turn into a hoe.

The best relationship tip for men is to just treat your girl like she's actually a child. It heals a part of women in the best way that nothing else will. Be gentle with her, speak kindly to her, baby her, treat her like she's the most precious thing in the world. The response you get back from her in doing so will be well worth it.

@DonaldInDenial Music wa gago onkga masepa

So many angry men who wish for my downfall even after all these years, it’s so pathetic 😅 I’m never gonna stop singing gents, get with it

@DonaldInDenial @kwaito_za Wena Donald you’re just a fool, being given fame for free but your pompous brainless head is too up your ass to see this being bigger than your ego, bro you’re not even mainstream anymore, irrelevant is the word!

@kwaito_za Oh yeah, how many records have you sold so far?

Guys, I’m thinking of selling my next album directly to you guys as my supporters from the boot of my car how would like me to package it? Cds, USB, Vynil or…? Talk to me please

@kwaito_za @DonaldInDenial Bro, that’s the problem with people like him…the game is to be sold not told, he just missed a whole masterclass on innovation and leveraging tools and trends but his thick skull is so 99 that he probably thinks Ai is ChatGPT. You’re a brilliant ideas man 🙌🏾

@DonaldInDenial I don’t sell records bro, I sell ideas - you can take this one at probono!🙂 Then partner with gyms and restaurants to have your digital QR codes in their establishments, your fans can just QR code to your exclusive platform!👍

@Miss_Oluremi The OP says something unmarried women should know before getting married, not what YOU’VE learnt…with all that you’ve learnt “about men” you forgot one critical lesson: comprehension! Learn to comprehend next time.

I'm not married, but these are the few things I've learnt: 1. Never ever share the secrets of your past with your husband. He will use them against you. 2. Marry a man who is financially capable and responsible. 3. Don't give up your job or career for any man. 4. When he shows you what he's like, don't try to change him. He'll treat you exactly how he feels about you. 5. Don't make him your whole world. Have a life outside him. 6. Don't let him know you can help him financially. He might resent you for that. 7. Do not move into his parents' house, except your house is under renovation. 8. Don't marry the person you love, marry the person who loves you. 9. Don't get pregnant because he wants a child. Get pregnant because you are ready and capable of it. Bonus: Study yourself and patterns. Do what works for you.

I'm a white South African and I have literally zero problems with BEE. But hey, what would a white man (Elon) that benefitted from a wealthy upbringing during apartheid know about it? Calling BEE anti-white is anti-intellectual. You're just unhappy that you can't get your starlink empire to expand to a country you happily left. Good riddance too

It's most definitely not payback. It's empowering a systemically oppressed group of people which btw is 92.7% of the total population, per the 2022 census Let me use an example I went to university with a white girl that bemoaned BEE She didn't get into her preferred university, but still had the finances to fund her way into her second choice uni and is now a practising lawyer. Same end result. Likely, her place at the first choice university went to a student with similar marks but qualified for BEE The point is, her family's history of economic advantage due to the advantages gained as a result of racist apartheid laws meant that even though she was so-called maligned by BEE, she was able to achieve tertiary education and her end goal career with zero delay. Without any numbers to back it up, I'm willing to bet this is the case for most white students who were forced to re-evaluate. Most people of colour in this country in my generation are born into families whose parents and grandparents have little to no formal education because they were, by law, denied the opportunity to study. While her and my parents were able to go to good schools and then university during apartheid they were subjected to Bantu Education: "Bantu Education was a segregationist educational system implemented in South Africa by the Apartheid government through the Bantu Education Act of 1953. Designed to enforce white supremacy, it enforced separate, inferior schooling for Black students to prepare them only for manual labor and subservient roles." Sure, not all white people in this country are rich but the point is that even poor white people in this country have infinitely more resources, be it access to generationally superior education, family members with resources they can depend on. Elon's family profited during apartheid and he's now mega rich, while men of colour his age are, on the whole, impoverished. My family wasn't rich when I was a kid. Still aren't. But, my university educated mother, despite raising us alone, was able to become a teacher and send five children to private schools and then qualify for university bursaries and scholarships. I didn't but a family friend paid for my studies. We are all now successful in our own rights. My older brother is a film director, my older sister works for Big 3 accounting firm. I can assure you, the inconvenience of having to look for second choice avenues into uni etc are incomparable to the damage done to millions of families as a result of decades of segregation and slavery.

@Kgothatsoxo I’m a fake one. Please school me O Mighty Real One!!!

Real ones know why he warmed up that beer

@speedstabro Born in 1992 is 34 this year! Go back to school and learn maths!

I’m 33, born in 1992. You’re 2 years younger than me. Why was your old ass there? My girl wasn’t in the picture yet. There’s nothing to be embarrassed about.

@odedanilo 2021 Toyota Hilux 2.8 GD6 Extended Cab

What car are you buying this year? Speak into existence.

@IamMoeketsii @Nwayitel0 Bro, Mariston 😭😭😭 I think Mariston/Gateway management need to do a 2005-2015 reunion

@Nwayitel0 He has been doing this since Mariston days 🫣

I’m trying to understand what he put inside the newspaper to trap that drink.👌🏽❤️🤣

@Nwayitel0 I’m trying to find that ladies @

@NMarawule Dude we are sleeping with non virgins now 🤣

My ladies have really mastered cheating 😂😂 This lady has dated 2 guys for more than 2years and both of them are clueless

@NMarawule That’s where your gender excels the most 🤏🏾