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Playing jackbox with your family is like ohtani in little league but instead of hitting dingers im getting quiplashes
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Devian Carter
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How i feel pulling up to work with a ham and cheese sandwich in my lunchbox
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The Lakers are looking really good with LeBron as the #1 option.
They just need to improve their defense a little and they could be championship contenders. They have a wealth of offensive weapons, so maybe trade one for a top defender... Maybe Luka for a DPOY level guy like AD?
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JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible
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Ripping straight ass at my desk right as my supervisor comes up behind me to look over my shoulder
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Playing enclosed.horse while my stupid foid wife read the plan b side effects
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Gen Z niggas getting drafted to fight alongside Israel
Disclose.tv@disclosetv
JUST IN - Eligible young men will automatically be registered for U.S. military draft starting December 2026 — Military Times
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She will. She will if I sing good.
dandori@dand0ri
white-throated sparrow been singing in my backyard for nearly 24 hr straight. she not gonna fuck u lil bro 😂
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the second best feeling in the whole world is when a girl runs her fingers through your hair. the best feeling is definitely besting a foe in a test of swordsmanship. he was careless, a lunge too far, an opening for my blade. you were formidable but never stood a chance
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Why does Jeremy, the large Canadian, not simply eat the other astronauts?
NSF - NASASpaceflight.com@NASASpaceflight
Artemis II: Crew walkout.
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At work dipping peanut butter pretzels in hummus and licking the excess off my fingers
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Guy at this bar just hit his parlay off a buzzer beater, made out with his girlfriend, and got on his knees to kiss her feet, and I got 44 dollars in my bank account btw
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ICE at airports is just laying the groundwork for ICE at polling places btw
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