Devoid of Gravitas

Time to koreamax NOW

@ykslyy Your face is covered by millions of fungus cells right now. Even if you just washed it. Have a good night.

I’ll never understand mold. Where does it come from? Are there tiny mushrooms just casually floating around in the air at all times?

@WhiteHouse Cool distraction before you restart the war with Iran as soon as markets close. 👍

Loading… tonight. 👀

@planejaneburger “Sister, unfortunately your chiffon cake is as cracked as your mug. RuPaul might say ‘you batter werk’ but I think you batter just give up now.”

Great British bakeoff next 🤞

When I’m really high and someone just starts reading someone fiercely in front of me

@L2logieluk @RedMedia_us There are four pronouns in your tweet.

@RedMedia_us Saying you’re gay comes with a lot these days. “I just like guys” is usually my tagline. Gay culture got weird when everyone needed a pronoun. 3k seems a lil wild tho.

Gay Man who identifies as a "straight acting guy" goes viral after launching a private club for "masculine men into men" with an entry fee of $3000. He says he's not gay but "he just happens to like men". 😭

ألم تخبره أمه أبدًا ألا يركض وهو يحمل الفأس

@TheOmegaPnL @LostMemeArchive Could have been worse. Could have been 1 guy 1 jar.

@LostMemeArchive What's it about? 2 girls making someone a cup of tea or something?

2 Girls 1 Cup reaction back in 2007. Just hearing the music gives me flashbacks

every time someone says t*mer (frenchie's actor) "didn't have a choice" about serving in the IOF, i remember that one taylor swift stan account that nonchalantly posted about being sent to jail for refusing to serve...

@socialistadri “JetSki Epstein and Gearslaine Maxwell were notorious smugglers of stolen cars and autoparts. Their evil crimes were conducted on behalf of the Motorssad and Engimin Netancarhu.”

A CHATTER BAITS HASAN WITH A GOOD QUESTION ONLY TO FOLLOW IT UP WITH "CENK UBER" AND IT WORKS 😭 CHAT CAN'T STOP MAKING UP CAR NAMES

40 minute Uber ride and I need to poop really bad…

how it started vs how it's going

@MissPookems Hero Quest 1, renamed Quest for Glory

‼️GAMERS ONLY‼️ Anyone who used a computer between 1985 & 2015... what's the one game you still think about? 🤔

@Grindr Patty, don’t start.

you can block me but you can’t unbreed me

@doxie_gay This but brown: youtu.be/jsW6o4JxTtQ?si…

@YPZBYDJCMKatyaa The beige one is so terrify

just watched an episode of unhhhh with my mother and when it finished she said “well that was fast-paced…and confusing”

@PapiKamikaze good time > long time

“I want you to sit on my face” Brother I’m 220 pounds, I would crush your head.

@DiscordAddamsX @suzietootredwig Sister kudos for saying “yes”, for spilling absolutely nothing. 🫶

@suzietootredwig I meant it

The timeline is a gold mine

@Memecoin_Quant @socialistadri It’s antisemitic to imply that LA Jews are somehow attached at the hip to Israel’s genocidal actions.

@socialistadri This is literally the left forcing their candidate to lose votes over an issue that doesn’t effect LA at all lmfao. Do you know how many Jews live in LA dawg?

You can literally see the hope drain from Hasan’s eyes as she kept talking in circles. 😅 holy shit. I’m so disappointed. Don’t mince my words.

@lilnapster19 @Thebestfigen You clearly live your entire life indoors away from other humans and so have no idea how people actually look, but instead just schizo post on Twitter.

@Thebestfigen Look at that Adams apple 🍎 wake up people they are all transgender pedophiles!

Cameron Diaz went on Jimmy Fallon’s show and did a slow head turn and tiny nod. People in the comments mostly said it’s nice to see an actress without a tight facelift, Botox, and filler.