Dew

“But Hermione, how did you know this was Snape’s secret potion room?” *Hermione points to the ceiling* *chirp*

OPENING DAY VIBES 🦅⚾️

taumoeba

Skill issue

Nikola Jokic at the podium in Minions Crocs after putting up 23-21-19 😂

Starbase is overworldly

Brie Larson says Hollywood can learn from video games 🎮 "There's so much that video games are taking from cinema, and I think it's really time for us in cinema to recognize what we can take from video games" "The gaming community is much bigger than the film and television world ... people say, ‘what movies did you see? What book are you reading?’ But not so much do you think to ask, ‘what video game are you playing right now?’" (via @Fandango)

rylands long term sub being told the teacher actually is going to space now and won’t be coming back:

@MrBeast @LacyHimself I’m down

@LacyHimself Want me to just trap you in a circle?

I’ve had enough. I’m officially announcing that starting today 3/26/26 i will be locking in. I weigh 200 pounds and am a fat sack of shit. By July 1st i will get down to 175 pounds, and have visible muscle definition. If i fail i will give 5 people who like this tweet $1,000.

We're flying around the Moon. Come watch with us. Live coverage of Artemis II prelaunch activities begins Friday, March 27, when the crew arrives at @NASAKennedy. Here's the full Artemis II event schedule — keep checking back for the latest updates: go.nasa.gov/4s0lHjB

@CultureCrave PLEASE OMG

'Project Hail Mary' directors Phill Lord & Chris Miller want to make an adaptation of Andy Weir's 'Artemis' 🌕 "There is an Artemis script, it’s delightful. The thing that was holding that back for years was, how do we execute one-sixth gravity? The story takes place on the moon. We think we’ve figured it out" (via @THR)

release the antarctica nuke cut

@MrBeast @stampylongnose Me too right?

@stampylongnose can u follow me so i can message you?

FREE BAJA BLAST 😤 Francisco Alvarez gives the people what they want with his 429-foot BLAST! (MLB x @MountainDew)

Taylor Lautner and Taylor Lautner are expecting their first child together: “What’s better than two Taylor Lautners?🤍”

Paul Skenes on opening day.

Harry and Dumbledore whipping up some Purple Drank for Snape

BREAKING: Texas development of an Islamic “Sharia City” has been canceled.

Happy #OpeningDay! Tonight, the @Mariners take the field against the Guardians to kick off the 2026 season. 🔱 We’re proud to team up with the Seattle Mariners again this year and look forward to countless smiles in the months ahead. Let’s-a play ball! ⚾️