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@ChloeRT9 Fuuuucckkk, did not anticipate seeing this when I opened twitter. Best wishes, stay positive

Sooo I have been told I have skin cancer. Extremely low level, I think I’m gonna be ok, but it’s still scary not even being 30 and being told I have a form of cancer. I don’t use sunbeds and always use factor 50 but apparently it’s not enough. Always check if you’re not sure 💗💗

Quadruple 👀

Both are pens in my book, but if that's a penalty then how is the one on amad not? It's the same foul

@laurennUTD Blocked her ages ago

Just absolutely vile behaviour. Never mind having those sorts of views, but filming yourself saying those words out in public… so hateful. Sooo not surprised.

@SgtShow01 Probably the ones that cheated not to lose

Spurs L Chelsea L Liverpool L Mancity L Guess what team is getting dragged? Just guess.

@laurennUTD What about steel bars though?

I have the same music tastes as my mum. The 🐐 no debate.

@leerobson23 @avivaplc Yeah same with mine. Was shocked last year but made up for it this year. Couldn't find it that much cheaper elsewhere though. Tried all Martin Lewis's tricks

Ahh @avivaplc I praised you last year for £2 increase on my car insurance. Now you’ve increased it to £120. 12 years no-claims. Goodbye.

Thought that scholes quote was fake. What an absolute wrongun

@FabrizioRomano So basically, arsenal don't play anyone decent til the final

🚨🏆 BREAKING: Champions League full draw and… road to Budapest. ✨

@PicturesFoIder Millennial. Did all my drinking when I was at uni, in my 20s. Now I drink when I go out, maybe at home if I'm watching football or whatever. Pub culture isn't the same now and people are priced out.

Why is gen Z not drinking?

@Philopearl_Afc 1 - this is in all comps, which a lot of teams aren't in so it's across more games. 2 - his prem goals are almost all against relegation fodder.

Wait, Gyokeres has scored 15 goals for Arsenal now? 😳 -9 more goals than Sesko -9 more goals than Bruno Fernandez -8 more goals than Phil Foden - 7 more goals than Watkins - 7 more goals than Mateta -6 more goals than Palmer -5 more goals than Mbeumo -1 more goal than Joao Pedro And it’s his first season here🥹

What the hell has happened to the England rugby team

What is it with British speed skaters? Elise Christie twice, Treacey just now. So unlucky

Seeing a lot of stick for under salt marsh. I think it's great. Just a shame I have to wait a week for each episode.

@westhamsam27 Doesn't even put his weight on that foot, removes it as soon as it touches him. Nothing like Romero challenge

Apparently VAR didn't feel it necessary to give this a second look. Big club bias still very much a thing 😡

@laurennUTD Was always gonna come to an end at some point. This was a tough game with their form and our record there. A draw was a fair result

EVERYONE would have taken 4 wins and a draw from Carrick’s first five games in a row. Would it have been nice to push on and make the gap bigger? Yes. Would have preferred a better performance too. But this 5 wins in a row metric is just bollocks init

@Footballtweet What happened to the margin for error they referred to with wirtz's goal

There has 𝗡𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥 been a closer VAR offside call...

@AlBuffalo2nite I'm too British for this

Sons First date. Longhorn Steakhouse. He covered everything. Food… drinks… atmosphere… the whole night. Bill hits the table. He smiles and said, “You got the tip?” Silence. Not joking silence. Not playful silence. That 😐 look. So here’s what happened next… Nobody tipped. Not him. Not her. And before you react… understand why. This wasn’t about money. It was about consideration. If one person handles the entire experience and the other can’t throw a few dollars toward the waitress… that tells you everything about how they view contribution. Dating isn’t about who pays. It’s about reciprocity. Enjoying everything someone provides but refusing even a small gesture of appreciation isn’t confidence… it’s comfort with imbalance. And that moment tells you more than months of conversation ever could. No tip. No second date. Lesson learned. What would YOU have done? 🧾🚩😂 #SilentMajoritySpeaks #AStoneGroove

Don't think I've ever seen a bigger choke than those GB curlers. Won 7/8 in the groups then drop that stinker in the semis