DEXI

Welcome to football 😂

my wife and i watching football together for the first time: Babe, why are they chasing one ball like that???

“no winner???”

“so after all this stress… it’s 1-1???”

final whistle That’s it.

“yes na, i’ve picked my player 😌”

OUR Pedro???

“ahh even my Pedro can miss like that???”

5 minutes later He missed.

“hmm i like him. he’s fast”

That’s Joao Pedro

second half “that fine one with low cut… he’s your best player abi?”

“Babe, this game is somehow 😭”

“so he scored but he didn’t score???”

“off… what??”

It’s offside.

“wait why are they drawing lines on the screen again???”

“ohhhh that one entered… okay i understand now 😄”

2 minutes later GOALLLLLL!!!

“then why are you standing up???”

No.